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do u have a sort of masterlist by any chance?

Not yet, no. I've been planning to make one but I never got around to it.

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Hey, I was wondering where your head canons for.Markiplier egos are, I can't find them anywhere

You might have to scroll really far - give not written on here since January, my motivation to write has kinda just been dead lmao. You should also be able to just type [ego you want] x Reader into the search thing to find fics on my blog. Sorry for the inconvenience tho!

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Lord of Nightmares & Anguish

Doctor of War & Sorrow

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intimidating scale? 8

Aha, I see you are cultured and know when to fear a being!

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on a scale of 1-10 how intimidating am i

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[hug] I hope you’re doing okay

Aww thanks! I'm doing as well as I can in times like these.

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it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

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Oops my finger slipped!

Would also be really annoying if they wore heat resistant gloves to throw back the hot tear gas canisters and if this got shared to all those protesting…

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send me 5 characters

and i’ll tell you who i would:

get drunk with

make out with

date

marry

punch

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you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

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Anti anxiety.

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I’m so tired I spent all night on this. Anyway, finally a drawing I’m actually proud of.

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Suddenly feeling like shit for no reason? Me? More likely than you think.

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I. Have a tiktok now oops...

I forgot to post about it when I made it lmao.

I do little covers on there so if you wanna drop a little request, do so! I'll do my best :)

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oh lord. i guess i will have to convert my non-existent partner to rat drinking? (quote from wayward son by the amazing rainbow rowell)

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Iconic quotes from Joey’s Great Witcher Bake Off video

“Oh hi. You just caught me reading.. literature” *book flops to the floor*

“What’s the most important ingredient in baking? Well I’ll tell you. It’s love. The second most important ingredient is- is ingredients. So, you know- buy those.”

“I don’t really know what-” *pulls the cabinet door straight off its hinges* FUCKING COCK what-”

*pulls out a bowl* “Got a big fat metal helmet there”

“Which one’s flour again?”

“Where does flour come from?”

“It’s not potatoes, is it, but like- it is though”

“Wheat bisks and lasagna sheets we’re fucking in business”

“AW, COCK!”

“Jamie Oliver, you’ve lied to me”

“That’s gon straight to the heart”

“When in doubt-” *chugs a bottle of wine*

*stirring batter with a cucumber* “WHY WON’T YOU DIE!”

“Avocados.. that’s the wrong page. That’s just the wrong page”

“Not gonna add meat. Meat’s like the opposite of cake.”

“Leaves. Madeline, we’ve got so many leaves”

*sobbing on the floor in despair, covered in cake* “I don’t even like cake. I really hate cake”

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Here, have a meme in these trying times