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colesxworld:

Before everyone starts the new year, new me posts I’m going to new year same me. I’m not even going to try to pretend like I’m going to become a new person just maybe a better one. 

Alright but what are your new year resolutions is the real question.

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audrey-burnett:

Four movies?! Wow, you even outdid me there. We might need to stage an intervention for you. Santana was worried about me, but I think you’re the one that needs the real help here Sam.

I don’t appreciate your tone! Hey I’m totally fine, I was just there for emotional support because I’m that great of a son. But if you also need emotional support while watching Lifetime movies then I’m here for you too.

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audrey-burnett:

Well, I think I’m in good shape then because I was on the same track as your mom. I was about to go in for a fourth one but decided I should stop. Did some homework instead. Cleaned up a little. Now the real question is, how many do you watch with her?

That is irrelevant. But all four, I couldn’t let her watch it alone that’d be super sad.

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audrey-burnett:

How many Lifetime Christmas movies in one day it too many? Asking for a friend.

I’m gonna say three, that’s my mom’s record even if she’ll deny it if you ask her.

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quinncessofdillon:

Okay, even I’ll admit that one actually was kind of funny. It sucks that you had to run laps over it though.

Just kind of? C’mon, I know you laughed. Alright so maybe I also had to run laps because I was distracting half the team with all the jokes too so it’s not all on coach.

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bowtiesatdillon:

I’m pretty sure some of them maybe just don’t get it. But I like it! I mean, it’s pretty funny. You always have the funniest jokes, Sam.

Alright since you think they’re funny here’s another one that I swear coach almost laughed at. What did the football say to the punter? I get a kick out of you. 

Anyways, this is what I’ve been doing all day, what have you been up to?

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bowtiesatdillon:

I thought it was pretty funny.

Thanks, dude. If only everyone else had your awesome sense of humor I’d be killing it on the jokes everyday.

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sam evans + being a jock

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Old quarterbacks never die... they just pass away. Coach didn’t think it was funny but it was totally worth running laps over. 

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INSTAGRAM: @samazingevans6 uploaded a new photo

Can we get three cups of punch, shaken not stirred. #homecoming2017

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thenoahpuckerman:

Yeah that’s not going to happen dude.

I mean you gotta at least be excited for Homecoming, right? There’s gonna be dancing and punch.

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What is your favorite song to slow dance to?

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queenscntanalopez:

No, my most brilliant idea has something to do with my sister and getting her to take the fall for most of the stuff I do wrong because I know how to work my magic. Three layers of plaid is just too much. Even the characters of clueless didn’t want to push the boundary on that one. The fact that you’re probably more sure on his wardrobe for homecoming than yours is a little sad. And if you say you’re going to wear a powder blue suit just to keep up with the tacky trend just know that you’re not going to get any votes for that. You all aren’t ready for the sheer amazingness that is Santana Lopez. Depends. What are you trying to say with the whole performance. Are you just singing for the sake of singing or are you singing to prove a point?  For you to have as future blackmail when I actually become famous. I don’t think so.

Alright that’s fair, getting your siblings to take the fall for something you did is always a brilliant idea. Once I convinced my parents that Stevie and Stacie were the ones who ate all the cookies instead of me, my proudest moment. Three layers of plaid isn’t enough, that’s what I think. I’ve got my wardrobe for Homecoming already, I’m going classic with an all white suit, pretty awesome. What are you gonna wear? True, but maybe one day we will be ready. I kinda wanna prove I can sing on my own and be good at it, no dancing, no flashy props, just me. I would never try to blackmail you when you become famous, I don’t have a death wish.