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god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything
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Real haters started finding Myung-gi annoying when he immediately started whining about the crypto
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REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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I have this thing in my mind where it makes a lot of sense for him and his parents to be southern (full-on, ‘hi I’m Carol, I bought’cha a casserole!’). But I see him kind of hiding it? Cuz like. He thinks people will see him as fucking McGucket from Gravity Falls?
I want other people's headcanons and ramblings about Ted. I mean, obviously mine are superior (/j), but I like having Ted inserted into my brain 🐐
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So I am genuinely addicted to that little bass part in ‘Mommanem’ from Tyler, The Creator’s new album
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OH MY GOD THEY FUCKING DID IT
re: this post
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‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.
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Adding in my own two cents as someone who isn’t FROM France but visits there yearly: they have lemonade. Not quite sprite, but this cloudy, sour, fizzy drink. This drink is also used in diabolo: the fizzy drink combined with a syrup of choice. However, they also don’t have the American lemonade here.
Instead, they have sirop de [insert syrup of choice]. It could be peppermint flavoured, strawberry, lavender if you’re lucky, anything tbh. This is similar the Dutch lemonade, except here they pour in a shit-ton of syrup.
Dutch lemonade is also a syrup. I think the most popular brand here will be Raak. Not sure which flavour though. There’s raspberry, but also apple, orange, prunes, strawberry…

an australian walks up to a bar
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"this thing is rare and only affects 1% of the population" dude that's 80 million people can you shut up
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saw a car dragging a labubu facedown through the street
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Very silly thing I drew on the train today
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grinding our bulges together but mine has a higher rating on the mohs hardness scale so when we pull back yours has been ground to nothing
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Cutey cutey romantic moment because I need the serotonin. And a hands insert shot because I apparently hate myself.
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To the girl who walked behind me in Amsterdam today, looked at the store window right when I did, saw ‘sale sale sale’ on the window and out loud said “sa sa le le” — I want you to know that I thought the exact same thing
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