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poly ai goons done got my popular bot 🙏🙏🙏

i swear polyai needs to kts and with enchanted whisper be originallll

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Longass rant about Sebastian fangirls in vrchat

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i dont think i should be saying this considering what I do but hey why not rant about it ...time to paste this from my twitter im starting to hate pressure in vrchat cause I cannot go in the lobby without seeing fangirls crowded around a Sebastian impressionist like the sinister 6 HELLO? a human is being behind that screen and jsyk that's a whole ass 14 yr old ur being flirty with "but its my friend!" girlie we know you have about 14 other Sebastian va's in ur friends list ur not slick..like dawg like I said I cannot go a darn megabyte in the shop cause there's always going to be a fucking simp sticking to a Sebastian like glue. but when i try to point out the obvious they are going to try to hop on my case girl who tf r u ur literally trying to swoon a Sebastian gtfo cuz I smell the unbearable stench of cheese and everything sinister behind ur vr/pc like ur not it ??? What's worse they be ranging up to 14 to the fucking bc and ad ages like WHAT?? pdf file starter pack.. and their avatars mostly consider of some busty female/furry/md drone or the cruel mockery that happens to come close to a female, a femboy with jiggle physics and when they move one terabyte, everything starts jiggling including the world itself like okay fatty leave some room for the others while you're trying to think you appeal to the male gaze "I wanna be dommed by Sebastian" no you wanna touch some grass idiot cuz you look like you sleep in vr and hardly get off it so when you do there's going to be a fucking cartoon imprint on ur face where It once been. and when anyone gets close to said Sebastian trying to int with them they start pissing their pants and start to get rabid like "Sebastian IS MINE!"..girl you need to be euthanized cuz who r u.. second-hand embarrassment bruh you stink hop in the shower and let it soak bitch everyone's noses be in clothespins every time you walk by or speak to their matter of fact brush yo damn teeth cuz not even the British can save you now like you are DONEIONS. lowkey, this is why my friend and me talk shit about people in the background what are they gonna do..block me?? that's gonna still lead to me talking bout you...

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