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aint that the truth

It’s crazy how you can make one mistake out of lifetime of doing everything correct and be labeled as the mistake you made

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It is illegal

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happy ace week little acespec people on my phone 💜😚

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WAIT

Reblog this to have your mutuals describe what their first memory of you is

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Gina do this cause

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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

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Rick Riordan finally snapped and released emails he sent to The Lightning Thief movie makers….

I can’t stop laughing

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Klaus, walks into a room with Diego and Patch: . . . 

Klaus: Are you two flirting of fighting 

Patch: I'm holding pinning him to the wall and holding his neck

Klaus: . . .

Klaus: Nope, still don't get it

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A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

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Five is definitely be me (I'm ace btw)

lolz (based on this)

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Is it just me but when I look at #FatArt I just get this warm feeling in my chest and a just want to hug them

can i get a #FatArt in the chat

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Depends it they are a cute worm or the type of worm you just want to put back in the dirt and forget

Reblog you would love your mutual even if they were a worm

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The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

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Dancers, gymnasts and ice-skaters are the only people who can breath when the air is 10% hairspray

Fight me