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on survival

-// @aridante // @orivu // @buzzkillgirls // ? // ? // richard siken// @cemeterything // moomin, tove jansson// @disenchanted-killjoy // isn't that enough, shawn mendes// @ prettytheyswag on twitter// @ coletyumuch on twitter// ? // ? // bird by bird, anne lamott// undertale// @strawberrycircuits

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some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

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(lmao for sure to this result, but to yours - I am still part of that dedicated fanbase ♡)

@treba-neco-napise @myvalzpival @djbrandhout @lumonafox

(tagged those i know irl but anyone can join~)

If You Were a Fictional Character

Make this picrew of yourself

Take this uquiz

Thanks for the tag @ziskandra !

the results are hilarious

Like I’m sorry, I’m the hot one?! To be fair I had to friendzone a couple of guys but like am I? Am I the fandom hottie? That would be wild tbh. I always saw myself as cute (and expecting to be infantilized by a fandom if I were fictional or disliked cause I have a lot going on) but like the hot one? I mean I am taking it. Proclaimed hot by uquiz. It‘s over for y’all

Also this would mean I’d be the main point of discourse in fandom over being the hottest and ace. Shit would be wild for the fans lol

Tagging: @honeybreadbee @kisses-quitefrenchthat @frotees-corner @judithofcerberus @mxanigel and anyone else who sees this and wants to play (feel free to tag me!)

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this is from a "manipulation advice" video and it's just so fucking funny to me. why didn't I think of responding to insults like this

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♡

20 examples of periodic solutions to the three-body problem

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last night I had a dream about a polyamorous person, who's dating two partners who aren't close much but still can get along well with each other as metamours when they meet occasionally. the twist was, that one partner was a vampire. and the other a vampire hunting priest. after i woke up, I kept thinking about it and I came up with a second twist. what if they both knew it but tried their best to keep the info away from their mutual SO for their safety/sanity sake. like a hero-enemy dynamic but they are both dating the same person and so they kinda slowly start getting along because of that.

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Shaun Tan, The Vision (2016)

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The closest experience I've ever had to discovering "the vitamin" was buying a 100% wool outfit and wearing it in the winter.

Not only was I not freezing anymore, I was not sweating and overheating either. The horrible sensory nightmare of winter clothes disappeared.

In particular, I bought a pair of wool pants. They were a thrifted pair of fancy dress pants like you would wear at an important office job, and they were easily the most comfortable pair of winter-appropriate pants i'd ever worn. I wore them Every Single Day.

From that point on I realized a lot of my clothes were making me feel bad, and the common thread was polyester. Especially polyester blends.

It's a trap because the polyester clothes are the ones that always feel sooooo silky soft when they are in the store, whereas cotton, linen and wool can feel comparatively rough and scratchy. But when actually wearing them for hours throughout the day, it's the natural fibers that feel more comfortable.

Maybe the secret to sensory comfort is not about the presence of softness, but the absence of overloading sensations. Or maybe the sensory stress and agony is not triggered by texture of the fabric, but by how it breathes and regulates temperature.

Then there's the problem of clothing life span: polyester blends, no matter how soft they seem at first, become rough and scratchy and covered in hard, itchy pills after wearing them 10 or 20 times, whether or not they have been tumble-dried or even washed at all. (I tested it!) Linen and cotton become softer and more comfy the more you wear them, polyester but ESPECIALLY polyester blends become a constant stressor. Polyester blend t-shirts I used to love for their softness now feel bristly and irritating.

So now I'm trying to change my wardrobe to as many natural fibers as possible, and the more natural fiber clothes i have the more I realize that the plastic fibers stress me out. It's so easy to overheat or freeze in them and they're always degrading and becoming less comfortable and it sucks.

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God I love fanfic authors

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🎶 Když se u nás chlapy poserou tak jedou k vodě a tam to vyperou 🎶

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Laughing my ass off at these reactions to this poster, mostly because I feel the exact same way ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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ZRADA

LŽIVÁ REKLAMA

VOLÁM PRÁVNÍKOVI A JDU ŽALOVAT LIDL

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being a self-taught artist with no formal training is having done art seriously since you were a young teenager and only finding out that you’re supposed to do warm up sketches every time you’re about to work on serious art when you’re fuckin twenty-five

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Mossy rooms 🌿

Tip jar | Wallpapers | Prints | Twitter | Bluesky

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Infighting only helps our oppressors.

Infighting only helps our oppressors.

Infighting only helps our oppressors.

Infighting only helps our oppressors.

Infighting only helps our oppressors.

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hi, this is a little book I made recently, it's about going for a walk with my family. It says "Are we going for a walk today?" and "Tomorrow again..." I wanted to try embroidery and I think it's not bad for my first try. I painted the rest with guache paint.