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Sampo, trying to flirt: Man, did you fall from heaven? Cuz you're still buzzing, you smell like rust, and the radiation levels are spiking

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Sampo: You can't spell "Silly" without "ill", and baby? I'm diseased

Boothill: You can't pull the "I already died" card every time you get sick, Koski

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Sampo: Can't wait to scam today, I'm literally shaking. That's called dedication

Boothill: That's called an addiction

Sampo: Buddy, I've been scamming everyday for +10 years. It's all I think about and I still haven't gotten addicted so I doubt it's happening

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Sampo, sleepy: Hey? Unsleep me at 6

Boothill: What?

Sampo: Unsleep me when it's 6

Boothill: It's wake me up at 6, [forking] dumb[truck]

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Sampo: Can I borrow some credits?

Boothill: By borrow, you mean eventually paying me back?

Sampo: Of course.

Sampo: Not directly, but with my love and affection.

Boothill: So that’s a no.

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Cop: What are your names?

Sampo: Don't tell them, Boothill

Cop, writing:

Boothill: Are you serious?

Sampo: Crap

Boothill: Nice going, Koski.

Cop:

Boothill: ...so we're even

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Sampo: Boothill! For Aha's sake, turn down that awful music. This hangover is going to kill me...

Boothill, blasting the Mii theme at full volume: That sounds like a you problem, not a Mii problem.

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Sampo: So I started seeing someone

Natasha: As in dating or hallucinations?

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Sampo: Zing! I Just Got You With Another One Of My Trademark 'Complete Lies'!

Boothill: Do not write that down as your vows

Sampo: Aw, but it's a Masked Fools' tradition :(

Boothill: No, make some fake lines before that, it'll be more convincing

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Sampo: Do you have a cute gender neutral nicknames to call me, your dearest lover?

Boothill: Significant annoyance

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Sampo: How to sound professional at work: Replace "Fuck you" with "Ok, great"

Boothill: Got that covered. Next advice, [pretty] face

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Boothill: Your future self is hating you for the poor decisions you're making today

Sampo, chugging an entire pot of coffee: Ah, burns— Bold of you to assume current me isn't also hating myself for making the decisions that I am making.

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Sampo: Do you wanna hear my two cents

Boothill: Do you even have any cents

Sampo: As in opinions.

Boothill: Sure, I love listening to you yapping

Boothill: Go yap king

Sampo: On second thoughts, maybe I should shut up more around you.. That was terrifying

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Sampo, texting: Sorry man not interested

Boothill: Mate I didn't even tap you or talk to you

Sampo: Good because you aren't worth my time

Sampo, literally a minute ater: Hi

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Sampo: Catch These Hands! With your hands. We're holding hands now. This is nice

Boothill: ????

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Sampo: If a beautiful man disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles

Boothill: Maybe you should—

Sampo: You're right maybe I should

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Sampo, flirting: What if I romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song..?

Boothill: A 30 seconds ad plays first