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you’re in her dms I’m at the lowest point of my life

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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

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quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

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@oh-tobeafrog thank you for inspiring me with this galaxy brain take on my two favorite marvel heroes :)

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It’s so funny to me how republicans share news that’s just text on a screen. No articles linked no studies or research just words on a plain background like “co2 heals infertility and makes cocks bigger!” And they all share it and add caps lock captions like “DAMN SKIPPY!!! SHARE THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND STOP THE DEMONRATS!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!” Just all day text that says anything wtf does 1048% spike in the nervous system mean???

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thinking about the time my instacart shopper got Cask of Amontillado’ed

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Matsuno knows what he's about.

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I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

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my ancient mama

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i finally got around to watching the pitt and it filled the soapy-med drama shaped hole in my heart but like..! its only 15 episodes and now i have to Wait for the next season and it will be here before we all know it as the clock goes and goes but in the meantime….. stasis… isusppose…

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always thinking about this

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spoke deeply to me.

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i have been laughing over this marvel rivals early UI concept art all morning

didnt know they scrapped torpedos from widow's kit! literal fucking footballs.

that's america's ass...