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Calvin, respectfully, I hope to NEVER MEET HIM.

upside down burger , translated by my friend dagnerd.

I love april fools episode, there is a lot to dissect. I took my time, drew this with love lol 💕 now I will take a little break

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“why is doof evil again in the revival?” well because if he wasn’t there would be no show. hope this helps.

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just thought I'd leave this here.

we are all Colleen Caviello right now

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He kinda does, calvin.

Tell me if you like this comic, i am very fixated with this show lately. Tried my best to draw some backgrounds, and I think they look nice and fun.

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It always kind of perplexed me that Perry the Platypus is considered one of the best agents in OWCA and yet has to fight someone as incompetent at being evil as Doofenshmirtz compared to the other members of LOVEMUFFIN but I have a theory.

OWCA is well aware that Doofenshmirtz isn't the most evil person in the world, or even in LOVEMUFFIN. But they want him to defect to the good side by unpacking all of his trauma and grief, something that is considered nigh near impossible to do. Hence why they assign Perry, their number one agent to the case.

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remember kids, the moral of "Irish and Italians weren't even considered White yet!" isn't "because in those times people were so ignorant they didn't think the Irish were white". the moral is "because white is an unreal category created to justify slavery and ongoing hoarding of power and wealth". It's not that you know better about Italians. It's that the boundaries of the higher caste have changed.

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So like. What was going through Cobra Bubbles' head the first time he encountered Stitch?

He's trying to conduct a home visit. It's not going well. The last visit didn't go well. It's becoming more and more clear that he's probably going to have to separate this little girl from her only living relative, which he doesn't want to do. Nani's not helping her own case, and he's coming down pretty hard on her. And then suddenly this bizarre little blue creature pops up and flings a heavy book directly at his face. The sisters insist it's a dog, but it doesn't look, sound, or behave like any dog.

The thing is, Agent Bubbles knows about aliens. He knows for a fact that intelligent extraterrestrial life exists and that it knows about Earth. And yet he doesn't challenge the idea that Stitch is a dog or try to either immediately remove Lilo or demand that Stitch be sent away. He does specifically tell Lilo that the next time he sees Stitch he expects Stitch to be "a model citizen." Not under control or well trained, a model citizen.

Is he hoping that Stitch is a solution here? That this alien creature that, arguably, attacked him in defense of the Pelekai sisters, might represent a useful element of their support system if better socialized?

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baljeet pushing buford into that cotton candy is just how they flirt

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how it feels watching people on TikTok realize phineas and ferb are step brothers for the first time or asking “why doesn’t candace just record their inventions on her phone”

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Okay so just to sum up recent events on the US Right:

• Trump starts a contract with Peter Thiel's Palantir company to create a database of ALL INFORMATION on EVERY LIVING AMERICAN

• Its revealed Stephen Miller and Elon Musk have had a very massive fight, supposedly because Elon Musk is sleeping with Miller's wife

• Trump ousts Elon from the administration, after over five months of being besties. Leaves with Stephen Miller's wife, who he just hired at one of his companies (!?)

• Elon starts saying the Big Beautiful Bill sucks

• A GOP Representative reveals that most of them didnt actually get to read the Big Beautiful Bill, GOP leadership basically made them rubber stamp it and they are pissed to find out it makes them all look horrible. A lot of them are now discussing a shakeup in GOP leadership.

• Trump says Elon has "Trump Derangement Syndrome" (🤮)

• Elon escalates massively, stating that Trump is in the Epstein files and THATS why they havent released them yet

• This comes right as Alex Jones loses a massive chunk of his audience because he's endorsing Trump's Palantir contract, and his fans are basically all very concerned about their privacy. They want a new conspiracy to follow and they just got one

• Trump starts threatening Elon's government contracts

• Ian Miles Cheong calls for Trump to be impeached immediately, and for JD Vance to become President. Elon Musk quote retweets this with "Yes"

• JD Vance was mentored by Peter Thiel

• Steve Bannon takes to Fox calling for the immediate deportation of Musk, and making SpaceX a public company

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Give it up to Cobra Bubbles regaining his composure and going back to business with Nani after having Stitch randomly chuck a heavy ass book at his face like that.

He probably was fuming by the time he got into his car after his shades became a casualty of the attack.

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THEY MIGHT HAVE FIGURED OUT WHATS CAUSING LONG COVID?!?!???