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eltingville club oc Blaargh

his name is jack vasquez. Dont look at him for too long he hates being stared at!!!! he's a scene kid and works at a food place because hes really lame and stuff. he goes to some really boring private school which is why he has a uniform lel

he has a burning hatred for the club and prays for their downfall every day

more coming. Soon!!!!!!

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oooh look at these panels of my homestuck oc... oooh you wanna read my fanadventure so badly... ooohh

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windy thing

hapy 4/13

this is a redraw of that one panel btw

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shout out to that shedletsky that gave me a medkit and stood guard while i healed....... youre a real one

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my yumeship. who cheered.........

shh if you saw this on other platforms no you didnt.......... shhhhh this is me HYPNOTIZING you into forgetting...........

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HAPPY MOONINITE DAY I DONT HAVE ANY ART SRRY

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I LOCE DOUBLEFEDORA I LOVE MAFIOSO X CHANCE UUUUUGGHHHHSHKLPSPLKSN. IM DYING IM A DYINGOLD MAN IN THEHOSPIRTAL

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old drawing. his name is skydie btw

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some robloxians

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love this thinf. the seven

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MY SOAPPSSSSSSSSSSS

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GRRAAAAAHHHHHH I LOVE THEM I LOVE THIS GAME I LOVE IT ALL AAAAAAAAGGGHHHH

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UUggh I COULD do Milenko and then jeckel bros but I wanna vent my frustrations and other things about Bang! Pow! Boom!

Intro. Obviously 10/10, intro freebie and what not, kaboom bang pow cleansing. Though i am wondering why hes cleansing them, clearly its unknown if theyre bad yet, why explode sinners as well as possible good people, stupid spiky explosive.

Beautiful Doom. I am aware that this song is a mashup of like 3 different songs and what not but oh dear does this song really send me on a rollercoaster. Especially from freaky creep show to the clowns are back. But a fine song overall. 6.8/10, would give it a 7 but i didnt feel like it.

In Yo Face. A fine song, nothing noteworthy particularly, i do like the instrumental, its a good saving grace for it. 5/10, no good instrumental can save a facial and/or acidic pie attack threat.

The bone. I do like the background whateverthefuck stringed instrument, im gonna say guitar or bass because thats broad enough. Though, the song is extremely repetitive. Its just killed a guy, he got the bone, heres another way i punched a dude. Though, i will appreciate the extra beats when it’s mentioned he ran over some dude with a golf cart. 7.5/10, another mediocre song, has some fun parts, and by that i mean guy getting mowed down by golf cart.

Zombie Slide. Wake the dead. Wake the dead. Wake the dead up. Wake the dead. I adore this song and i really dont know why, the first few times i listened to this id just zone out during this and mainly only listen out for its awesome transition into to catch a predator. But i do like this song, its one of the few things ive got a soft spot for: the living dead. 8/10, this will be my fate when i die, this including the headless boogie will be on my kicked-the-bucket list.

To catch a predator. I love this song, i love chris hansen’s sting operations, and i love j butchering predators.While i do love the song, i do feel like it overstays its welcome. Like after a certain point the whole “im probably gonna burn for this” part doesn’t feel the same as it did earlier in the song. But i still do like this song and think its one of the best on this album. 8.5/10

Boing Boing. Imagine if lil somthin somthin just sounded stinky. It just isnt my thing. I know it has its fans, everything does. But i sure as hell am not one of them. 4/10, only because i got to hear about their asses, J’s and Shaggy’s to be specific.

I Found A Body. Before i even say anything, this is the gay version of cemetary girl, maybe the loon in cemetary girl realized hes bicurious. Now to the song, its fine. I dont mind it, i like the instrumental slightly, i also dont like how most of the vocals are said, like low and building to high for a good chunk of it. 6/10, for the gay necro represenation (Even though there are better groups to represent.)

Love. I like how the song sounds, i adore the instrumental. But lord are these lyrics very rape-y. Either that or it makes yandere icp canon. 6.5/10. Like the instrumental, the lyrics not nearly as much.

Fonz Pond. I like this song, its one of the few songs that i would willingly listen to  in this album. It has a good instrumental, some pretty awesome lyrics. 9/10, love ponds, and you, yes you better not be a baby pussy about it and come with me.

Imma Kill You. Fine. The lyrics flow well, the beat is nice to listen to. This is what i imagine non icp fans see their whole discography as. 7/10, i will be clapping my enemies’ balls with two bricks.

Juggalo Island. I don’t like this song. I can’t really explain why, but whenever i listen to this song i feel a mixture of disgust and anger. I really just don’t like its sound. 4/10, caused me a whole list of side effects, each of them dehydrating me in some way.

Vultures. Badabadumdumbadumdadey we are the vultures feed on the dead. Vultures is FINE. Theres some parts i like, but most of it feels very bland. But its not terrible. 5/10

Vera Lee. The beginning part i never liked, i grew on me eventually. Ever since then ive grown fond of this song. It sounds nice, ever so slightly tragic and overall is just enjoyable. Yippee. 7.3/10

Miracles. Not the biggest fan of this song, it has some nice enough lyrics. The instrumental is my main problem. Very similar throughout, but still has a nice sound. Feels like a massage from a masseuse who has slightly too long of nails. 7.8/10, GoTtA lOvE mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClEs ThOuGh :o)

Bang! Pow! Boom! I like this song a lot, i like its instrumental. I like the lyrics. Its just fun, fun fun fun. I wish i could blow up sinners in ass nevada. One could only wish… Overall a fun song that i would gladly flop on the deck like a fish to. 8/10, you didnt hear this from me, but… they say the show is the bomb.. Heard its even straight explosive.. Maybe call it napalm..

Bonus tracks :o)

Over a Bitch. I like the instrumental, or beat I guess, it's mostly beats. Quite the tragic tale might I add. No one likes to hear their girl is being buttfucked by their so-called friend. 6/10, only because our hero is the better version of this tale.

Our Hero. Gotta love the other patients being jovial over the goulash, corn, kool-aid, and cookies!!! The instrumental is better than OaB, has fun-er? Lyrics than the other. He’s quite the intelligent hero too, placing his own doings on some rick the dick. Good on him, a good way to teach people not to fuck a killer’s bitch, and to keep your dumb dick in your dumb pants. Remember fellas, you're better off, beating off. 7/10.

Chop Chop Slide. It's like the cha-cha slide, except there are no cliffhangers. We never even got a part two to that. This is why any songs that sound similar to this, aren't as good as the best. Juggalos, what is our signal?

Supernatural. Kinda like that one show. The song is fine, kinda like if J was Jesus and decided to freeze water instead of getting dudes buzzed. 5/10, I see why this was but a bonus track. Nothing noteworthy.

Tonight. I like the instrumental for this song. Nothing better than some sparkly-sounding thingies. Gotta also love getting some fine honeys. How fun. Not much else to say. It’s a sex song. 6/10

It’s All Over. This song, oh this song. I adore this song, it sounds fun. I love the feeling of everything being legitimately hopeless, there's hail, fires, tornadoes, and other shit. A good thing to listen to late at night when you are feeling particularly good about anything in the world. I also recommend the music video for this song. It's (likely) unintentionally wacky, only because of the dodgy effects, which is exactly why I recommend it. 7/10, I would as well like to see the world end rather than begin.

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I was planning on doing all of the ICP jokers cards, but dear god were the first just not worth the rating.

Intro: Gets the point across of what the riddle box does in the whole innerworkings of the dark carnival. Freebie 10/10 for successfully introducing a jack in the box

Riddle Box: Such a fun song, has a bunch of elements with the instrumental. There isn’t a moment where I feel like it’s only basic beats without any instrumental, an overall good first actual music track on this album. 8/10 only because there are other songs in this album that are leagues better, in the sense that they’re better than good. I still adore this song.

The Show Must Go On: Another very fun song. The spring-y sounds in the instrumental I really like, as well as the horn additions while voice modded dude is talking about his village and some wicked clowns. Another song I hold dear just because of the instrumental alone, the lyrics add like, a billion more better aspects with its gang banger speech, and ballsack yo-yo-ing. 8.5/10 probably in my top 5 songs of the whole album, of course there are still better tracks.

Chicken Huntin’ (Slaughter House Mix): An objectively better version of Chicken Huntin’ on Ringmaster. That version sounded tired, like they could care less about killing willy willy chicken neck and fat fucking redneck chicken boy. While this song sounds like they love slaughtering hillbillies more than they do living itself, which is what makes it one of the top 5 tracks of this album, its not boring. 9/10

Interview: Incredibly insightful, I never got so much information about the group before I had listened to this. Gets 10/10 for funny sound effects and because it comes before Toy Box.

Toy Box. Oh Toy Box. This song is amazing to me, its got peewee herman murder of classmates with toys. Its got an awesome instrumental with an even  better beat to it. The only reason why I am docking points from this song is because of the obnoxiously long end with 7.5/10

Cemetary Girl: Quite the love song. I adore this song so much, it was my first exposure to ICP and god am I happy this was my first impression. It has a nice instrumental that I adore, and the (according to genius chorus, i dont know how to identify this stuff) that sounds nice. 10/10, it gets the nostalgia and bias bonus. Also is me and @samsonitesdomain

3 Rings: An awesome song, fun to sing along to. Love to hear about J’s extendable neck, or how the doctor who pulled shaggy out of his mother completely fucked up his dex roll and dropped him. Though I do have to dock points because of nerd. Said nerd was born without a wang but never had a nutsack, but immediately after said that theres two balls hanging without protection. Make up your mind damn it, do you have a penis or testicles.

Headless Boogie: I adore this song so FUCKING MUCH, it is such a good song that I adore so much. The amount of times I’ve flailed around my living space to this song is almost unhealthy I love this song so much. 10/10, no questions asked. Love this track.

The Joker’s Wild: I initially didn’t like this song actually, it was probably one of my least favorites for a while. Though it eventually grew on me, it has a fun beat, and funny lyrics. I never knew someones mother committed the acts previously believed to have been performed by Jeffery Dahmer. 8/10.

Dead Body Man: Another song that Had to grow on me, originally I REALLY didn’t like this song, I don’t know why exactly, the song isn’t particularly terribile, its got a nice instrumental that has an actual eerie feel, which, if theres one thing i appreciate more than Shaggy screaming random shit, its a eerie ICP song.8.5/10

Lil Somthin’ Somthin’: Love the lyrics in this song, they flow very very very very nicely with the instrumental. I also appreciate that J regrets the edp-esque verse. Gotta also appreciate that the only reason there is old 60s pornographic vinyls sampled on here is because mike e clark just so happened to have a shit ton. 9/10, this song also happens to be me and @samsonitesdomain

Ol’ Evil Eye: I love this song because i love edgar allen poe. While the song itself has an incredibly different story, it still has an old rotting man with a bad eye, and a murderous intent at the sight of said eye. I also enjoy the interludes of the telltale heart in between. 10/10, love poe, love the song, hate that fuckin old dude.

12: An eerie ICP song, i love it. If there is one song i wouldnt listen to at 1 in the morning (which is about what time it is at the time of writing this) is probably this song, though i still love it. I love the instrumental and the lyrics, drawers down throats included. Also love how it transitions to the killiing fields. 9/10

The Killing Fields: Another eerie ICP song that i love, it definitely captures what i think of when i think of a place named the killing fields. The bells are also a very nice touch, interludes are also appreciated, add to the eerieness. 9/10 i am properly scared and wont be sleeping for hours.

I’m Coming Home: Love the horns, as someone who has lived in their life in the gutter before. I gotta love this song. Sometimes i wonder if going back to said gutter would be nice. This song has such a nice instrumental that i absolutely adore, it just has such a specific feeling that i can’t describe and i love it. 10/10, AAAAAAAAAAAA i love this song

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are you still fixated on riddle school because i am and we can talk abt it

YESSS i would LOVE TO TALK ABOUT ITTTAAAAAFFGSHJSJKKSKN

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