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this is too cool!! <3

Abstract Nonsense

I drew Squares based on the Vocaloid song “Abstract Nonsense”! I think it turned out wonderful. What do you think? I recommend that song though, it’s awesome.

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Fuck You, Nintendo Fans!

If you're a dumb enough asshole to play a Mario Party clone this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Dokapon Kingdom!

Cheating AI!

Spells that don't work!

Thieves!

If you think you're gonna have fun playing Dokapon Kingdom, you can KISS MY ASS!

It's our belief that your such a stupid mother fucker, that you'll fall for this bullshit.

GUARANTEED

If you find a better game: Shove it up your ugly ass!

You heard us right:

SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

Bring your friendships!

Bring your good controllers!

Bring your Dad; We'll fuck him! That's right; we'll fuck your Dad! (With RNG)

Because in Dokapon Kingdom, you're fucked six ways from Sunday!

Take a hike! To Dokapon Kingdom! Home of the Destroy Friendship Any% Speedrun!

How does it work? If you can play with another human being for 30 minutes and not be at each others throats, you get no bitches!

Don't wait!

Don't delay!

Don't fuck with us or we'll rip your nuts off!

Only in Dokapon Kingdom! The only game that tells you to FUCK OFF!

Hurry up asshole!

Story Mode ends the minute you write us a check, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!

In Dokapon Kingdom! Nintendo's filthiest, and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in the Nintendo Expanded Universe!

GUARANTEED!

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I <3 this sm

Some more Dokapon Kingdom art, this time featuring my fav, Weber. “Hey kids, wanna see some magic?”

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Crysta as a human but drawn on microsoft word!!! I really love how i drew this...I cant replicate any of the style anymore and that UPSETS ME </3 but it is what it is...

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"I got a kingdom to conquer" My character, KARMA (in my au? I guess? lmao), wants to take over the kingdom and (maybe?) succeeds in doing so (with the help of becoming a darkling and causing chaos lol)

I would love to describe this better but I'm not thinking right rn

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I haven't played this game in a while but I still love my characters <3

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some dokapon kingdom art and doodles <3 my style changes a lot i hate that D;

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i wasnt on tumblr to see when this was posted but i agree with this 🤍

happy pride to the original canon bicon ❤