samw1se

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mods are asleep get foolposting

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what they don't tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck

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honestly wei yings misunderstandings about lan wangji were 100% understandable like imagine a nun yelling at you and insisting you cover up your ankles. and youre like holy shit this lady is old fashioned and a total puritan. then she reveals no actually i have a huge ankle fetish and being around you makes me so horny i want to become an enemy of the church for you. you'd never fucking see that coming.

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Balrog: Why do I hear boss music

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Parallels, words at the start of Fool’s Fate and the end. Fitz being unable to comprehend being loved without expectation or guile.

+ a poem by Marina Tsvetaeva.

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For "lost clown" weekly prompt but also not reallyyyyy

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rating: NOT CUTE! while this is one of many dark lord behaviors considered as such, saying things like "i will protect you" and "who hurt you?" are actually signs of great distress for a dark lord. happier and healthier dark lords will typically be more lively and exclaim "MWAHAHA!" or "I'VE GOT YOU NOW!" while shooting lightning out of their hands or dangling you over a pit of lava and/or acid. they also tend to favor a more monstrous or skeletal appearance, not that of a 20-year-old human.

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“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

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They came back for a background... Commission for Shamira! Big traditional illustration... it's like 17.5" by 18" irl.

💙💀🌲⚔️

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The reason why God was so involved in human affairs a long time ago but then noped out after Jesus is because God is going through the same motions for every animal species: making a covenant, giving commandments, and sending down his own child to die in the form of that species. I know this because I felt an odd urge to swallow a mouse yesterday and, when I questioned it, I received a vision from God saying that He was on mice right now, and the mouse I was about to swallow was the mouse-equivalent of Jonah. Tomorrow I'm supposed to spit him out in a den of sinful mice so that he can squeak to word of God at them. I wish that little guy the best.

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I like that Vic Michealis is very private about their personal life because it means that we get the joyous experience of having them slowly reveal more and more siblings that are all just them in a different font.

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Everyone on tumblr has Conditions. maladies. I log onto tumblr and my mutuals are unwellposting. Conditions I didn't even know existed and sound like dark curses but I will see a post from friend like "died about 60% today, fine now. Made egg on toast #yummytoast". There are so many people in this world with life experiences

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Teeth weak as fuck why can't you be like bones

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the adventure zone: balance fanart in 2025 that's right

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click for quality good lord

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sick ass back tat bro

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I forget that nettle is like an actually plant and when people refer to it they're usually not referring to Nettle, beautiful powerful Skill user queen, daughter of bisexual bastard cringe loser FitzChivalry Farseer

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I'm curious--how do you guys go about creating your OCs?