“How did you die?“
“We er…. drowned in a bathtub.”
“All three of you?”
“It was a big bathtub.”
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Gothic Architecture - Lacock Abbey / Fountains Abbey
Photos by me
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— S Y D N E Y C L A R K E
“sydney didn’t trust stillness. she had come to believe that it was a bad thing. a wrong, unnatural, dead thing.”
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Is he, you know
*mimics killing almost everyone in the Trojan army after my "best friend"s death, incidentally killing myself in the process *
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*18th-19th century politician voice*: oh whig?
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jonathan really can just say whatever the fuck words and then go “yknow?” and we just Know
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antoni did not have to snap so hard w this look
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kaz brekker ; for @alexclovere
“when everyone knows you’re a m o n s t e r, you needn’t waste time doing every monstrous thing.”
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Some of you have never accidentally killed your crush in a surge of electricity and pain and honestly it shows
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golfers: i gotta go buy another $800 club and then leave my wife and kids for 7 hours to go walk and drive around a very thirsty lawn with my drinking buddies. i wear one glove and am incredibly sad inside
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sir, that’s my emotional support war prize
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If you don’t have actual wings to escape Crete with your son, home-made is fine
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BnwN0AalLG1
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