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Alexey Lickutov

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In Bed with the Bae

Her: Babe I wanna have a baby

Me: When?

Her: Right now… *Climbs on top of me*

Me: *Throws her off*

*pulls out Calendar*

Me: Uh uh. Look here.. right now it’s September and approximately 9 months from now it’ll be around June, which means there’s a strong chance our baby could be a Gemini. Too Risky. Let’s not.

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4. Is there a color shirt you’d NEVER wear?

i dont fuckin know. maybe like. yellow. bright yellow.

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I finally found one that isn't boring

1. If you’ve ever tried drugs or alcohol, what was your reason for first trying it?

2. Do you think you could ever have an abortion if you unexpectedly turned up pregnant right this second?

3. If you were far from home and needed to sleep for the night, would you choose to rent a crappy motel room for $60 or sleep in your car for free?

4. Is there a color shirt you’d NEVER wear?

5. Is there a situation where you caved into peer pressure and regretted it?

6. What is your favorite video game console? Why?

7. Do you like vanilla candles?

8. Have you ever been in a relationship that was going great, and then suddenly something weird happened and you just KNEW it was going to be over soon?

9. Would you ever bleach your hair platinum blonde?

10. What are your plans for tomorrow?

11. What did you have for breakfast?

12. Have you had sex in 2013 yet?

13. Who last slept in your bed besides you?

14. What time did you wake up today?

15. How long until your next birthday?

16. What was the last movie you watched?

17. If you could see any musician live, front row, who would you choose?

18. When did you last consume something that had peanut butter?

19. What’s the last song you heard?

20. When you say you love someone, do you mean it?

21. Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?

22. Do you still talk to any of your ex’s?

23. As of this minute, what is going through your mind?

24. Where’s the last place you went?

25. Have you held hands with anyone lately?

26. Has anyone let you down recently?

27. Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?

28. Whats the next movie you want to see in theaters?

29. Do you have more than $50 in your room?

30. Are both of your blood parents still in your life?

31. Were you tired when you woke up this morning?

32. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?

33. When was the last time you went apple picking?

34. Do you sometimes wake up in the morning, lay in bed and think about life?

35. Are you happy summer is coming soon?

36. Do you have drama in your life?

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💏 - Do you love anyone?

i love my boyfriend, interrogatx. 

🚼 - Do you have or want kids?

well i consider tem, kankuro, and gaara my kids. but i guess i’d love to have more, if it was possible.

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Im bringing home your favorite food, but you ain't gettin' it until you sleep. 😷😷😷

oh that just isn’t fair. fine, fine, i’ll fuckin’ lay down for a bit. i did sleep some already, you know! a little. 

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Stop blogging and sleep you asshole, also drink another powerade before you do.

you can’t tell me how to live “anonymous” 

i’m drinkin’ the fuckin powerade too i’ll be damn fine.

i just need. rest. a lot of rest. 

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Top five times you've gotten head?

Okay er lets see5.) After the Jounin exams with Gekko, that was pretty good, but Gekko cried after because he had broken up with his girlfriend and we talked it out. 3.5/5

4.) On a mission into Amegakure and I had to seduce one of the Daimyo’s concubines. They were really good, but then I had to help smuggle them out of the country because it was the deal we struck up.4/5

3.) Kankuro. The kids pretty good, he’s a loud mouth but he gives good head 5/5.

1 and 2.) Honestly I can’t decide?? Tsunade almost killed me but with Baki I can actually remember what happened during the blowjob? It’s a tie. 6/5

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this is the song that plays when you have to fight the village people

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