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the judgmental vincents in particular takes me out. u mean to tell me lawmeli is a much better than him? lawmeli is pretty judgmental person but he knows this way of thinking is sinful.

i know i said vincent is a blank slate but i find myself still expecting like. at the very least. a baseline on how a catholic priest usually acts and not that www

since vincent is sort of a blank slate i tend to judge people based on how they portray vincent wwww

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Absolute biggest bipedal fuck-up is that we can't lie down and look forward comfortably.

Dogs and cats and cows are out there lying down in the grass and just seeing everything and what do we have? Lie on your stomach and fuck up your neck? Lie on your back and shove 400 pillows under your head? Lie on your side and just accept everything's fucking sideways? I hate this fucking evolutionary form

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Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

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Fandoms will insist that these two characters are obviously in love with each other and then you check out the work they're talking about and they just aren't. And it'll be the whole fandom, too, like the entire community will treat this coupling like it's text, somehow blissfully unaware that they completely made it up! It's like a mass hallucination of invented subtext.

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Oh yeah there's a part 2 of the horse desensitizing that I love.

🐎: Hey what's with that tiny predator, the one you're hold- WOAH WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT UP SO HIGH

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Characters who have handlers... thats the good shit

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one of the changes that the film made from the book was to make lawmeli accuse aldo directly of taking bribes from tremblay. it was odd to me bc if you read the book, lomeli really doesn't like to think ill of anybody much less accuse them of wrongdoing without any solid evidence. lomeli does have a sort of bitchy internal monologue but its clear that he views it as a negative part of himself. his conscience is quick to catch up to him and sometimes he even quickly makes amends for his internal thoughts like when janusz wanted to meet before they get sequestered.

this is one of my favorite things about lomeli tbh. he's a sweetheart. he sins but is quick to catch himself and tries to correct his own behavior.

so thinking badly enough to even accuse aldo of taking bribes was very odd to me.

i'd like to point out that lomeli in the book did think someone was taking bribes in exchange for future promotions and that thought was directed at giulio and not aldo. even then he considered that thought unworthy and didnt outright accuse him.

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still probably my fave fanart in conclave fandom is that comic where all the cardinals end up in hell in the afterlife and in comes vincent all fresh and suave skidding his way into hell and thomas was shocked bc surely he shouldn't be here but nope vincent informs him that all heads of the catholic church go straight to hell for being the leader of an evil evil institution

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I thought you liked catholics?

That’s a fetish. Good for roleplay but not earnestly irl. I like their horny art. But ultimately the Catholic Church is an enemy of humanity.

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needless to say i find the fanon vincents preachy and annoying more often than not

since vincent is sort of a blank slate i tend to judge people based on how they portray vincent wwww

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since vincent is sort of a blank slate i tend to judge people based on how they portray vincent wwww

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so tired of hearing abt ppl's inner children. Abort that thang

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Everyone is wrong except me. And also my small council of beautiful and moderately-adjusted women. If we disagree on something then it's only because the topic is nuanced beyond your simplistic, profane understanding.

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Ohhh [fictional character with worse mental health than me] save meeeee from this cruel world.

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Dhole. Photos via Pawnee