sandgraab
sandgraab
i prayed for light,
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to scare the shadow out of me.
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sandgraab · 9 hours ago
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fucking hell man every online service now is becoming like Scan your face and bootyhole and provide blood sample to confirm you are over the age of 35 in order to view this post. warning! obscene imagery detected in the post. the photo included in the post promotes unhealthy perverted dangerous behavior i.e. taking off one's shirt. your employer has been contacted.
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sandgraab · 1 day ago
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can we send anon hate to landlords/brokers on listing sites. can we make that a thing
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sandgraab · 1 day ago
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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation
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sandgraab · 1 day ago
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they whine about this being her mythic because and im not joking "its not girly"
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LIKE GO EQUIP ONE OF HER 800 GIRLY PINK SKINS AND KEEP UR WRONG ASS MOUTH SHUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
only negative thing i will say about the majority of mercy players is that their collective taste in skins is dogshit ass diarrhea poopoo . a lot of it is just based on exclusivity (pink mercy being the coveted best skin of all time UNTIL the day she re-released and now people write thinkpieces where they list off criticisms they think theyre bringing up for the first time when in reality it's stuff i saw on tumblr the day she came out in 2018 ; now snow angel is considered one of her best skins, NOT because mercy players finally see how beautiful the skin is but rather because it was released in 2019 as a free weekly event skin and hasn't been re-released since)
but also a lot of it is just based on IS THIS SKIN PINK AND GIRLY? if YES then BEST SKIN EVER MADE OF ALL TIME. if NO then UGLY PLAIN BORING STUPID I ONLY WANT IT CUZ ITLL BE RARE.
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they are saying THIS SKIN is PLAIN and BORING and BAD and that the other skin she's getting this season
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is FAR SUPERIOR.
u whores have no taste im sorry like stop acting like one bad bitch serve cancels out another bad bitch serve GO TO PRISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sandgraab · 1 day ago
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only negative thing i will say about the majority of mercy players is that their collective taste in skins is dogshit ass diarrhea poopoo . a lot of it is just based on exclusivity (pink mercy being the coveted best skin of all time UNTIL the day she re-released and now people write thinkpieces where they list off criticisms they think theyre bringing up for the first time when in reality it's stuff i saw on tumblr the day she came out in 2018 ; now snow angel is considered one of her best skins, NOT because mercy players finally see how beautiful the skin is but rather because it was released in 2019 as a free weekly event skin and hasn't been re-released since)
but also a lot of it is just based on IS THIS SKIN PINK AND GIRLY? if YES then BEST SKIN EVER MADE OF ALL TIME. if NO then UGLY PLAIN BORING STUPID I ONLY WANT IT CUZ ITLL BE RARE.
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they are saying THIS SKIN is PLAIN and BORING and BAD and that the other skin she's getting this season
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is FAR SUPERIOR.
u whores have no taste im sorry like stop acting like one bad bitch serve cancels out another bad bitch serve GO TO PRISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sandgraab · 1 day ago
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by request - "about horses and ponies"
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sandgraab · 1 day ago
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At least Hulk Hogan's dead
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sandgraab · 1 day ago
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sandgraab · 1 day ago
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does anyone know why youtube videos from 2020 have had that 5y on them lately
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sandgraab · 1 day ago
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I hate googling shit like "why am I still sad and tired when I ate and slept and have been walked and watered" and it's always some shit like "your brain is fried because your parents sucked at handling kids when you were a kid". Like can it be literally anything else sometime, just for the sake of variety.
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sandgraab · 1 day ago
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oh that gap in my resume? i was imprisoned by the lizard king for a few years, it was a whole thing. big misunderstanding, completely exonerated. but that ties into the next item on the list, 2 years as consort to the lizard king. that was actually a volunteer situation
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sandgraab · 1 day ago
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sandgraab · 1 day ago
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does anybody know if this moment in american history is precedented or not
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sandgraab · 5 days ago
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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"
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sandgraab · 5 days ago
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one time when i was specializing in whales a guy came in and asked where the whales were right that instant (southern resident killer whales could be anywhere between alaska and california at any given moment) and as soon as i started explaining that he loudly interrupted "I'LL GO ASK A MAN" and stormed off to one of my employees and from a distance i watched him ask the same question and then the employee point back at me.
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