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dog with a pipe, 1875.

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you fuckers thought i forgot about elf practice didn’t you?

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>wine enjoyers be like 'this one is so very dry'

>taste it

>it's wet

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Anyone with a vag knows what I'm talking about but I fucking love when you wake them up and they look so tired and out of it and they just look weird its so fucking funny

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no cheating by looking but who do you think your Spotify top artist is gonna be this year 👀

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this tiktok was supposed to be about her husband quitting porn but all twitter's talking about is their baby on the phone

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coke zero themed abortion

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we should legalize polyamorous marriage  for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like

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i always forget obama has a brother who really fucking hates him until he does stuff like this

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“act natural my RA is at the door”

18 year old girl who just smoked the cheapest joint ever constructed after escaping a lifetime of Christian fundamentalism just 2 months prior:

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