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Every man who dresses in exclusively in graphic tees and basketball shorts is gay. Tell them that if you see them on the street
Laughing my ass off at my girlfriend telling me that my brother has a gayer voice than me and then following it up while looking at her like career crossdresser partner and going "if I looked at the two of you out in public I would think he was the gay one"
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Laughing my ass off at my girlfriend telling me that my brother has a gayer voice than me and then following it up while looking at her like career crossdresser partner and going "if I looked at the two of you out in public I would think he was the gay one"
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zohran its me… the ghost of salvador allende… you need to arm the people of nyc
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Well My Dad Read Me Ulysses As A Bed Time Story And Something Foul And Slick Idea Entered My Mind Scape
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every horror game needs to give you a gun so if you get too scared you can shoot yourself
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Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?
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I have multiple videos of the same snake eating the same piece of food and you can hear my mom making disgusted noises the whole time and me and my brother ooh-ing and ahh-ing over it. I didn't realize how much she so did not want to be there in the moment LOL
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It's actually crazy that there are a lot of people in this world that just don't think animals are cool
#I have 4000 photos in my camera roll and most of them is picture of animal.#I'm reviewing photo and video from a zoo trip and my mom is very audibly put out with how excited her two autistic sons are the whole time#personal
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how it feels with new clipse next month
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polling my followers: what do you think the best starter ttrpg for someone who's never played one before is*?
*note: this is not a safe space if you're thinking about answering "d&d"
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How it feels to be autistic and work customer service
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This is mean. But hearing the stupid questions the other new manager (my direct superior LOL) keeps asking. I do feel better about my performance in this position. Like well at least I don't have to ask how the credit card machine works and I didn't fuck stocking up so bad I created an entire days worth of extra work for multiple managers.
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absolutely no one: me: what if i put the companions in the shadow dragon casual wear
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i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential
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