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Why the hell are my only friends porn bots ? Don’t they realize they are breaking the first law of robotic by hurting me with the crushing realization that no one cares about my prophetic unhinged thoughts ???

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currently on pornbot 14……. women want me, possible real person mutuals fear me

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I hope that I'm as off-putting as I am sexy to you

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My parents may disown me for it, my friends may be disgusted by me; but at the very least, if I am funny enough, I could get a clowngirl girlfriend someday. In a circus, the real clowns are the audience who remain disguised as spectators fleeing from their sad lives. Now tell me, why does the clown wear make up? Is it really to be laughed at by the public or to hide his identity from them? Isn’t the funniest of jokes about a circus on fire after all?

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I've seen things like this around on the internet, so I figured I'd throw my hat into the ring. Tag yourself D&D nerds!

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I feel as though crime would go down sharply if we simply had more rabbits

Would you commit a horrendous crime in the presence of a bnuuy?

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Honestly, going mad from the revelation doesn't sound so bad. Like, what's the alternative? Remaining sane and having to live with forbidden knowledge? No thanks.

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Imma legally change my name to ‘joking’ so that if someone is arguing with me and I’m being a little shot so they say ‘I’m not joking’ I can look them dead in the eyes and say ‘but I am’

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If you're cold, they're cold

Bring them inside

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i’m looking through some scooby doo costumes and i just-

WHAT’S WRONG WITH HIM