sanguine-stained · 1 year ago
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"Do you know what people say about you?" (Iris)
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"Given I don't much expect the Reconquista to break down my door these days? No. I'd imagine it's something to the idea of 'she owns a lot of rabbits' or 'she's really pale' or 'she must run a youtube show given how much blood she takes home from the butcher'."
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sanguine-stained · 1 year ago
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"I can answer that question of 'would a medieval peasant die if they ate a dorito' quite easily." Eating one spicy dorito.
"The answer is a resounding no, but eating anything more than small bowl gives me a terrible stomach ache."
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sanguine-stained · 1 year ago
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First Impressions sentence starters
“You’re not… how I thought you’d be.”
“Is this what you’re really like, or was that an act?”
“I need to know this is for real. If you’re not genuine, tell me right now.”
“You’re… good at that.”
“I didn’t realize you were - maybe we should start again. I’m [name].”
“So this is what the (in)famous [Name] is like behind closed doors.”
“You have a lot of experience with this.”
“Do you know what people say about you?”
“You’re just like they said.”
“Why don’t you correct them? When people talk about you, and they’re wrong?”
“I thought they were exaggerating about you.”
“I’ve wanted to meet you for a long time.”
“Am I safe with you?”
“Do you mean that?”
“I’m just trying to figure out why you’re here.”
“What made you get into this/that line of work?”
“Look, you’re either going to help, or you aren’t. Which one is it going to be?”
“You … you chose me.”
“I… no, nothing. I just didn’t realize you were brave.”
“You’re going to get yourself killed/fired, you know.”
“Have you always been like that?”
“That was kind.”
“That was good of you.”
“That was stupid.”
“You didn’t have to do that. But you did.”
“You were there. You didn’t have to be.”
“I think .. I have you to thank, for this.”
“I wouldn’t be here without you.”
“I wouldn’t have been there if it weren’t for you.”
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sanguine-stained · 1 year ago
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( Found my girl a new fc with 200+ icons. Woo! )
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sanguine-stained · 1 year ago
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She keeps a couple of French Angora rabbits as pets since she awoke from her several century nap. They're cute, high maintenance, and their fluff can be used to make clothes. Perfect for an immortal to likes to keep herself busy.
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sanguine-stained · 1 year ago
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"I don't want your hope, and your logic is flawed given I've heard it before. Acting like my only options are a null state or a cycle without end, but I'll be your Icchantika. I'll call your bluff and take option three. Achieve Mara through spite, screw your fatalism. It is my choice as a living being to choose to defy you." She reaches up and smacks the back of her hand against their chest.
"Hope you're prepared to cough up drink money."
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"Hold on. No. Fuck that particular statement. You can call it mercy when I am dead and buried and can see my family again. Until then you may kindly kiss my pale petite ass and try your damndest to not imagine the hole I'm going to burn in your pockets getting sloshed on the most expensive bougie Clase Azul and smoking some top of the line Gurkhas, prick."
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sanguine-stained · 1 year ago
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"Hold on. No. Fuck that particular statement. You can call it mercy when I am dead and buried and can see my family again. Until then you may kindly kiss my pale petite ass and try your damndest to not imagine the hole I'm going to burn in your pockets getting sloshed on the most expensive bougie Clase Azul and smoking some top of the line Gurkhas, prick."
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"Sure, I can give you a proper challenge and whatever the result, I win. Happy hunting. Enjoy your upcoming loss when you properly realize I make tardigrades look fragile and bristlecone pines seem to age like milk."
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sanguine-stained · 1 year ago
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"Sure, I can give you a proper challenge and whatever the result, I win. Happy hunting. Enjoy your upcoming loss when you properly realize I make tardigrades look fragile and bristlecone pines seem to age like milk."
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"And I am an endling. I guess if there's a third option then you'll owe me a drink, and if you win I guess I can see Auks, Aurochs, and those cute russian Sea Cows again."
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sanguine-stained · 1 year ago
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"And I am an endling. I guess if there's a third option then you'll owe me a drink, and if you win I guess I can see Auks, Aurochs, and those cute russian Sea Cows again."
@sanguine-stained replied to your post “"Everyone talks bravely until it's their time to...”:
"You had your chance for over 600 years, dipshit."
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"I am the end. There's no chances, only inevitability. Beyond that, immortal life is its own death."
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sanguine-stained · 1 year ago
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"Death is an odious concept I have no respect for. I feel the reaper is scared of me, else I wouldn't have been kept alive barely for 600 years."
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sanguine-stained · 1 year ago
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"Hm. I do truly like it. Honestly, I find it quite enlightening reading. Definition of one's self and world defining one's existence and the world around them. To be the sole proprietor of one's 'property'. It reminds me much of some buddhist schools of thought... And makes me wish to define my own thoughts of autolatry better on paper."
@sanguine-stained replied to your post “"Excuse me, Iovan? May I read Proprietor and...”:
She can now enjoy a vampire sitting on her lap and reading the whole thing.
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"It's a great book, isn't it? It's the book that pissed Ignacio so much that he wrote three hundred pages of criticism against it. I wrote like a hundred pages. What he wrote in that one criticism was longer than this book and my response to him combined. Hilarious."
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sanguine-stained · 1 year ago
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( Here's a FGO statblock for her. )
Relia - ☆☆☆☆ Avenger (friend point summon only)
Element: Beast Traits: Female, Non-Homidae, Enuma Elish Nullification, Humanoid, Servant.
Skills:
Bloodsucker (Evolution) C+: Drain 2 notches of NP from target, gain  NP (20%-30%), and apply dodge (1 time, 3 turns)
Immortal Blasphemy C: Gives guts, 3 times (3 turns) Each time a guts stack is removed apply defense cut (2000 dmg, 5 turns)
Seaborne Endling EX: Apply on-attack buff to party (drain enemy NP gauge on attack. 3 turns.) and generate crit stars (20-30)
Passives:
Avenger C: increases NP generation 16%, lowers party debuff resistence by 6%
Oblivion Correction D: Increase critical damage by 4%
Self Replenishment (biological) E: Gains 5% NP per turn.
Independent Manifestation A: Increase Crit Damaage, Instant Kill Resistence, and Mental debuff resistence by 10%
Independent Action EX: increases Crit Damage by 10%
Deck: QQQAB
NP: Imprisoned Ichor: Quick Support.
(Provides 1 stack of guts 500hp, 1 time. Stacks with other guts sources & ties into guts related effects. Gives 1500 hp regeneration to Non-Homindae Servants for 3 turns.)
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sanguine-stained · 1 year ago
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Relia out here comes from the early 1300s, so she's still kinda unfamiliar with a lot of new world things like: vanilla, cocoa, tobacco, peppers, tomatoes, potatoes, pumpkin, allspice, peanuts, maple syrup, etc.
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sanguine-stained · 1 year ago
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( I don't think I've ever been more intimidated by a HG Gundam kit than the Dryon III. It's a wall of weird new polycaps, monocolor black plastic, gimmicks, and stickers. )
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sanguine-stained · 1 year ago
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"Everyone uses fully automatic rifles, weapons imbued with death itself, magic powers, and muscles that let you fight God. Makes me feel inadequate given I use Hi-Point C-9 and a thirty dollar hachet I got at a hardware store."
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sanguine-stained · 1 year ago
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( I can get it, this is true. )
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sanguine-stained · 1 year ago
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"God, he's so fucking dumb. It's hot."
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