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Sans I feel like as a jokester you’d appreciate the cube of tripping and it’s magical ability to make anyone trip

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preminger (barbie: princess and the pauper) stimboard

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mmmm

pancake

holding a pancake and eating it like a burrito.

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Also sans did you know that Costco sells. 8 gallon bottles of ketchup

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FEMMINIST SANS?

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SANS UNDERTALE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

IM SUCH A FAN OF YOUR

...uh

you... your...

grocery store :)

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Idk multiverse is weird and a lot of gods just kinda throw you’ll together

And occasionally make you kiss

*the narrators having a full breakdown at this point he is furious

oh ok cool

...not the kissing part though.

that's just weird.

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*the narrator looks at the sans aus

*ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!

Hey sanses

why are there so many other mes this is freaky

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is dust racist

yeah

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this is true i am his hair

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dusttale mode activated

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*2 sentinels appear and hold back the narrator as he flails around wildly trying to punch sans

*LEMME STRANGLE THAT BALD LITTLE SHIT-

Well someone’s self conscious

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your daddy fell to the core lololol

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leaking my top secret account that nobody could ever find because it was soo hard to find it to the public

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*the narrator looks at sans with a look of confusion and disgust as if you told him you hated bob ross

*the fuck

woah there pal no need to get so hostile

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smashes through window, bows, pulls out shotgun, and begins running circles around you while shooting various guns

i can see the future so i dodge, also i destroy the guns and paralyze you so you can't do anything, also im invincible so you cant kill me if you tried