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me in the. me in. the. uhm.

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maybe i really am the faggot america

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Oh to be a girl from an old and rich family and be guarded day and night by a tall woman in uniform and I've known her most of my life and she's so fiercely loyal and very protective and sometimes I watch her training in the yard and quietly sip my drink a little slower than usual and people question why I'm not taking a husband but I say I'm simply too busy and one night I take my bodyguard on a stroll in the gardens and as I sit down on a bench and I see her standing there, at attention as always, I beckon her to relax and come sit next to me, and as she does, I let myself take in her full presence, her tidy braid illuminated only by the light of the stars, and her furrowed brow, staring at me with such care and concern, and in that moment, a wish passes my lips, a simple statement, not a command, leaving her free to refuse, and yet she takes to it with the same zeal as she does all her duties

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Me, flirting: -leaves you alone-

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sitting here. unkissed. when will it end

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Wlw museum date (x)

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my talented wife painted a magnificent mural of me dead in a field being picked over by vultures on every wall in our bedroom

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happy pride month Anna Limon...

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Fishing hat that says "The idea of fish being aware of me is existentially terrifying. Women, likewise."

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i say no homo to other humans in case they interpret something im doing as something a human would do

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i mean sure man whatever. the stationary store has fucking pronouns

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We Stan David Tennent.

Tennent called transgender critics "a tiny bunch of little whining f*ckers who are on the wrong side of history, and they'll all go away soon."

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