sapphicalchemist

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has anyone ever been wine drunk at the bank. it sounds glamorous as hell but you probably shouldnt do it

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genuinely like. imagine being a lukeleia fan in 1983 and then going to see return of the jedi CONVINCED your ship was about to be #confirmed. i think about that so much. we in the modern era of fans have never been vibe checked like that. i’d lose my goddamned mind.

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Happy pride sleepy dykes

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hey bro why does your speech bubble become heart shaped when we talk ? bro why did the tail on your speech bubble curl around and make a little heart shape

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they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared

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I think the biggest downside to having animal ears and a tail would be trying to mask your discomfort in public like imagine trying to play it cool in customer service but your tail keeps bristling

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nice selfie dude this will go hard as a haggard pretransition photo👍

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opinions on ants

theyre tiny

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Day 6: Fear/Horror

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(So horny it’s not even eliciting a physical reaction anymore) now draw them in a strained but ultimately polite professional relationship

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its dark outside. i'd better press 'f' to activate my 'flashlight'

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3x3=9 is sex. 3+3=6 is a phone call. 3-3=0 is a visit to an unmarked grave

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every time i see someone call kirk and spock the oldest ship, i'm filled with the urge to go "hmm actually the holmes and watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now", and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is gilgamesh and enkidu

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been chilling doing fuck all. tell me, do i look fly?