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If you don’t like fat girls, nobody needs to hear your opinion on anything.
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y’all ever think about planets?? stars?? they’re out there being big RIGHT NOW
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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from
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when u like a character for their potential to be interesting and complex more than how they’re actually written

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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost
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you want to die by his hand so bad it makes you look stupid
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being doomed by the narrative is cool and all but i like when a character is doomed just by being a fucking idiot. sorry that happened to you but it is entirely your own fault and you could have just chosen to not do all that
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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders




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all my friends should quit their jobs/drop out of school so they can PLAY WITH ME
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creature of woe and misery and hardship
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call my peenus suspicion the way you're arousing it
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"I asked Grok.""I asked Chat gpt." ok, well, i asked Sam winchester, and he said,"So get this...

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Me, seeing a beautiful gay photo, "Oh I'll make a quick study/wriolette !" hm, maybe not so quick 👀
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