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What a fucking goal

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I can't help but think...

Hermes: Oh! We are like a big happy family! And I am the dad! And Dionysius is the mom!

Dionysius: Why am I the mom? What sort of gender roles are we pushing here?

Artemis: I know they are probably thinking that I am the daughter, but I am not. I will be the gay emo cousin!

Ares: I will be the son. The hotshot, whose only dream is to be a star (to be loved)

Hephaestus: I feel like I would be a fresh out of jail uncle

Apollo: And I am the sassy aunt who talks shit about everyone.

Zeus: I hate this family

Hera, chilling with her peacocks: You produced all of them

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They are giving me the same vibe, ngl

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Sooo... is anyone up for some Greek mythology fanfics? Any requests? Please please please (Que Sabrina vocals)

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Me: I am so excited to see how they animated old man Tiresias!

Me later: Oh no.... he is hot

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It's my glorious king's birthday, you all!

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Whose man did I steal again? Yukimiya looks majestic here

chat I made the uquiz

alr gng take it and reblog who you got I will be looking TAG YOUR FRIENDS

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And then when I want to write that down, I forget everything 😭

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Odypen before the wedding

Penelope: I can't marry you! You are too good for me!

Odysseus: What does that even mean?!

Penelope: You are too nice to me!

Odysseus: I'll be less nice!

Penelope: You make too much money!

Odysseus: I will become a peasant then!

Penelope: You are too committed!!

Odysseus: We can be poly-

Penelope: What?!

Odysseus: I mean you! You can ve poly

Athena is just standing in a corner like this 🧍🏻‍♀️

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"Protect the children" until those children don't fit your ideals. Then it's ok

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They are my everything

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I don't know why No longer you reminds me of Once upon a December...

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We can all agree that Apollo ATE for those 20 seconds he had in God games, right?

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I love Gigi, but why did Astyanix look at me here like I was the one who put the idea of killing him into Odysseus's head?! Look at Zeus, not me!!😭😭

Credit: Just a man by Gigi (Youtube)

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Hermes be like: Here you go, great grandson, take some drugs

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I saw some people claim that the reason Zeus told Odysseus to kill Astyanix was to make him pay for destroying Troj, but I don't think that's the case. It's a known fact of your are into Greek mythology that Athena is Zeus' favorite child, and I think this was his way of protecting Odysseus as Athena's student.

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Me, a Bosnian with no connection to the good ol' British isle, cunt!