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man is an open book
The way his eyes just dies when he sees who it is.. The warmth just goes away and he nails the eye contact and just stops blinking, it is *chef's kiss* lovely!
And even lovelier when he puts Ted in his place!
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IM LITERALLY DYING PLS
one thing about sports rpf that sets it apart is that these aren't about supernaturally beautiful people like actors and musicians and kpop idols are which is practically a criteria for any media facing job; made to be aesthetically beautiful and trained to be charismatic. athletes are often charisma vacuums because they start so young and are hyperfixated on their sport and have no personality beyond it. most of them are actually quite plain looking. there's some notable exceptions of genuinely stunning face cards but most are pretty average and the ones that are considered hot are actually hot for An Athlete. now I know some of you are disagreeing vehemently, blorbo from sportsball is the prettiest of them all, but really it's cause sports fans have so much exposure therapy to them, seeing the same faces all the time over a year and engaging in media about them, that they start finding beauty in the mundane where when you get to know someone you realise they're actually beautiful to you. now there is a notable scale where the more popular a sport/team/athlete is, the more they have entire hair and makeup departments for magazine shoots and interviews where they are styled or at least aware of what hairstyle or way to carry themselves looks good on them, and that adds to their overall attractiveness. scale down and you'll see someone calling a male cyclist with fucked up teeth who looks like a product of balkan incest a gorgeous girl. and that's how you get novel length and often better quality written rpf about dudes who look like in every other life were destined to the local town's convenience store cashier bored out of his mind at a gas stop in between your road trip you'd never spare a second thought of again. and I think that's beautiful <3
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if max does something he is allowed and it's good and right. if another driver does that exact same thing they should be banned from the sport forever. what's not clicking
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meanwhile max verstappen made a deal with the devil when he was like 25 that ensured he will enjoy great success but at the cost of being trapped forever by the Great British Cunt Beast wherein he cuts one head off and another two immediately spawn like oi mate u cant bloody do that
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can y’all tell me what your favorite pictures of max are it’s for scientific reasons
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@foreverwinterstan13




OH. MY. GOD. 🔥
Max in St Tropez!
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Don't blink, I'll miss it all and dead boys don't remember.
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Jesus CHRIST MAX JUST KILLED ZAK ON LIVE TV WHEN HE CAME TO CONGRATULATE HIM 💀
Max: Like you said, you know, before I can only win in the fastest car, this year has been a little bit different?
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sports are insane. i just know a bunch of people now. nobody should know the names of this many people
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You know, I’ve been thinking, and I’ve realised that it must be so frustrating to be a Max hater.
You have to watch him win over and over again and when you say, ‘it’s just the car,’ he manages to keep being the best on the grid even when he no longer has the fastest car. So then you say, ‘it’s not a tractor, it’s still the fastest car, he qualified P1 so…’ and then drivers on the grid like Alonso will just outright say he’s not in the fastest car, maybe even in the third fastest.
So then you say, ‘it’s still second fastest and it’s not that impressive what he’s doing,’ and you get ex-drivers like Nico Rosberg, Mika Hakkinen, Emerson Fittipaldi, etc. raving about how he has top tier car control, how he reminds them of Senna, of Schumacher, and so on. How he’s driving the wheels off of that car, more than people realise.
So then you say, ‘but he can’t race wheel to wheel, he drives dirty,’ and have to ignore when he pulls off the drive of his life in Brazil, or what could be overtake of the season so far in Imola, and pretend you don’t see all of the other battles he’s gone through cleanly with no issue. So then you say, ‘fine, he’s good, but he’s an asshole and petulant and I can’t root for that,’ and then you have to hear countless people, like James Hinchcliffe, Alex Jacques, Laura Winter, Alain Prost, Jacky Ickx, just to name a few, who talk about how down to earth he is, how he’s “one of the nicest/sweetest guys in the paddock,” how he’s one of the only ones who is humble and makes time to talk to them, etc.
I mean, no wonder they’re so salty. I’d be frustrated if I was a Max hater, too. 😮����
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I was just thinking about how Gaiman had read the god damn room and fucked off. About how I’d said my peace, packed away my books, seen him get projects canceled, and that was that until and unless he decided to poke his head out to check if the smoke had cleared. In which case we’d all need to make sure he knew it had not.
But now he’s going after one of the accusers. (Caroline Wallner, the woman who lived and worked on his NY property.) What the fuck does this asshole expect to get from this? He’s not doing for the money. Even with projects getting canceled, he doesn’t need it. He can’t be doing it for the optics. This isn’t going to win back ANY fans. The only thing it can be is malice and revenge. A petty little man trying to wrangle back whatever fraction of power and control he can. Fucking pathetic.
I sincerely doubt he’s on here checking his tag, but if he is, then he can rest assured that he is still sewage scum and can fuck right back off.
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brettgursky: Happy Bday @chrisevans… and welcome to Instagram 🙌🏼🎂
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One thing I particularly adore about the recent interview where Chris mentioned Seb is the 'do you know Sebastian?' reply when Dakota asks him if he would like to be with Sebastian all day every day. He is like 'duh. of course! that is so self explanatory. Do you even know Sebastian?? Because if you did you wouldn't ask a silly question like this'
He said it's illogical to have met Sebastian and not want to spend every minute of every day with him. And he is so right!!!!!!!
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