Can you put eyes on Primordial Hydra? (Original art)
Oh, I can make that happen. Had to bust out the value pack of googlye eyes for this one.
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slytherins: *have no role models. i mean no role models. regulus black is seen as a death eater, snape is an abusive bastard, draco isn't given redemption, andromeda is hardly mentioned. no role models*
slytherins: *work hard all year, about to win, and still lose the house cup*
slytherin first years: *belittled when sorted. they're eleven years old*
slytherins: *always suspected, undermined, and pitted against the rest of the school*
slytherins: *booed at every Quidditch match*
slytherins: *excluded from the only redemption they can have- fighting in the battle and dumbledore's army*
slytherins: *expected to fight in the battle anyways and treated like fucking terrorists when they choose not to for fear that they'll be fighting their parents, friends, and family*
slytherins: *automatically taken to mean death eater*
slytherins: *always pitted against the rest of the school and portrayed as terrible people even though they face discrimination and harassment*
Gryffindors: WHY ARE ALL THE SLYTHERINS MEAN TO US? WE'RE SO NICE!! *uwu*
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Just another day at the dildo factory.
Jobs that you forget actually exist.
Aaaand all I hear is the song from Fantasia's "The Sorceror's Apprentice"! Good goin' there Mickey!
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he’s fast, she’s weird i knew that sounded familiar…
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So many cats! That looks so fluffy!
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I weep for future generations. Are you having trouble locating the heart, Miss Jones?
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MY FELLOW FIBRO WARRIORS (and others who experience cognitive fog) This product is so freaking cool. I got my pack at Papersource, I bet you can find them online. I know we all make lists, but really, how often do we check those lists? Not often enough. Now your list can go on your wrist!! Hot damn.
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