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happy last same year as it was yesterday 2024 tuesday

todays the only/last day you can reblog this lol

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variations on "feel old yet" meme:

lying (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 36 years ago

lying (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 7 years ago

lying by a ridiculous amount (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 900 years ago

lying by a ridiculous amount (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 15 minutes ago

real date of event no one reading was alive for: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 118 years ago

real date of event no one reading was alive for or cares about: feel old yet? prince frederick henry died 395 years ago

event no one reading was alive for and also lying: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 4 years ago

event that did not happen: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 48 years ago

event that did not happen and even if it did this would be a lie: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 197 years ago

real date of event on a cosmological scale: feel old yet? the sun was formed 4,600,000,000 years ago

lying on a cosmological scale (undershooting): feel old yet? the sun was formed 12 years ago

lying on a cosmological scale (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 12,000,000,000 years ago

real date of a personal anecdote that only you know or card about: feel old yet? i made a really good stir fry 5 years ago

reversal: feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 3 years

reversal on a cosmological scale: feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 8,000,000,000 years

reversal (lying about event): feel young yet? the first episode of spongebob will air in 3 years

reversal (lying about time, overshooting): feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 8,000,000,000 years

reversal (lying about time, undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 3 years

reversal (lying about time, really undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 12 minutes

real date of a recurring event that wasn't very long ago: feel old yet? halloween was 13 days ago

lying about recurring event: feel old yet? halloween was 10,000 years ago

reversal of recurring event: feel young yet? thursday is tomorrow

reversal of personal anecdote: feel young yet? my laundry is done in 52 minutes

real(?) date of a nonspecific event: feel old yet? something happened 2 years ago

lying about the reader (undershooting): feel old yet? you were born 5 years ago

lying about the reader (overshooting): feel old yet? you were born 650 years ago

making a reasonable guess about the reader: feel old yet? you were born 22 years ago

technically telling the truth about the reader: feel old yet? you were born between 0 and 120 years ago

threatening the reader: feel young yet? you will die in 7 days

non sequitur: feel old yet? half of all chameleon species on earth live in madagascar

non sequitur (lying): feel old yet? chameleons are immune to fire

lying on several levels: feel old yet? chameleons were invented 36 years ago

self-reference: feel old yet? i started writing this post 40 minutes ago

giving up: feel old yyet?th e emmenkr,tn dbw a 8 gn m hk\

i can't finish the joke someone else come up with a punchline: feel old yet?

declarative statement: you feel old.

subversive declarative statement: time isn't even real.

reference another meme: feel old yet? yeah. this is the beach that makes you old.

reference another meme specifically about injecting non sequiturs into long posts: feel old yet? the glue that lets you walk up and down anything was invented 36 years ago

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being a woman is really hard cuz i gotta remember to say im jilling off now instead of jacking off and i gotta remember to say im jilling myself instead of killing myself and it all gets very confusing sometimes and now i cant cum unless theres a loaded gun in my hand and im sobbing and whimpering and saying im really gonna this time and thats why it is so hard to be a woman in the modern times thank you

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Did you know a wild hog can be so hearty that it can take multiple high-powered rifle shots to bring it down? Did you know hogs can breed at such a rate to be so pervasive and omnipresent in an environment that they can threaten entire ecosystems? Did you know that bad code can act in a similar way— Causing problems down the line that are hard to identify the root cause of, and once you do, debugging that bad code can take hours, if not days of work? Did you know that, when asked by my boss what I was doing that had been taking up so much of my time these past few days, ‘wrangling my hog’ was a really bad answer?

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ever since i was a little boy i knew i wanted to be a little girl

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a bit late, but I guess I'll go ahead and do a lil note game for locktober :3

I'll put myself in chastity once we reach the first milestone!

I'll make this easy (and nicer to me than some others floating around :3)

if this gets 250 notes, it'll be one week

500 notes, two weeks

750 notes, three weeks

and if this gets 1000 notes I'll stay locked for the rest of October :3

good luck~

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Many people told us that "Motherly Vibes" is an intensely relatable comic, and not only to transgender women. Many of us internalized that our value as a human being, at least partially, depends on the ability to have children. And that means we are bound to have very difficult feelings - of loss, of grief, of anger and frustration - and, perhaps, worthlessness. If we had more support on Patreon, we could actually post more than two new chapters a year. That would've been awesome, right?

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Fun fact: it gets better

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it’s fast, it’s easy and it’s free! let a transfem cum on your face

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are there people in this community that really think being polyamorous is morally superior to being monogamous?

if u think that pls just block me lmfao

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sleepy mornings by Chechona

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who has the image where it says albert einstein lived in a house made of cheese and failed the driving test 8000 times

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fuck this one carbon atom tbh