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wont you share with me

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never posted these here

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love a canon (?) coffee shop AU

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me and my malewife boyfailure lurking

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Every day those skeleton lesbians are on my dash beating the shit out of each other or making out or playing mario kart. I don't even know what kind of media the locked tomb is. Is it a tv series? A collection of plushies? A webcomic? A limited edition beverage with an oddly detailed lore behind it? Perchance. All of these questions and more could be solved by a simple google search, yet I kind of like having something that I have no context for - or understanding of - cross my dash occasionally. Adds a bit of spice. McGriddle and Shark? I hope they get gay married. I hope this isn't a queerbaiting situation or whatever. I hope they have lots of skeleton babies and their coffee shop continues to thrive. I hope they finally kill the onceler.

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Girlfriend who hates you simulator

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actually one of the craziest things about harrow and gideon's relationship is the fact that they're like, unhealthily obsessed with each other but also both think the other does not care as much as they do. gideon literally died for harrow and thinks that harrow hates her so much that she erased her from her memory. harrow lobotomized herself because she couldn't allow herself to destroy gideon's soul. and they're both still just like, "she could never love me." ARE YOU BOTH FUCKING STUPID??????? (the answer is yes)

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Hello my fellow dykes, we have officially become visible ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

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I love jmart. What do you mean the tragic hero is a hopeless romantic and the poet is a realist. Incredible im on the floor

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oh ianthe…i miss you and all your off putting tendencies……

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episode one

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griddlehark, in bed the kiss

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I understand Gwen Bouchard so much because I love Alice with my whole heart but if I had to work with her every single day of my life while she’s not taking seriously a job that I want to do right I would become the meanest bitch to ever walk the Earth

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there are two wolves inside you. one wants to imagine gwendolyn bouchard as a pathetic wet sock. the other wants to imagine her as a jaw-droppingly hot woman. you are a sapphic tmagp fan.

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I love how the microphone [fabric rustles]. So very podcast of them.

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Currently thinking about John H. Watson LYING about his height in the latest mailbag (by saying he's 5'9) implying he is in fact a short king which we all knew in our hearts but thank you Sherlock (6'2 in case you were wondering) for calling him out lmao