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Wow everyone is going through it. Hold my hand

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reblog to manifest gender euphoria for the person you reblogged this from

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The millennial litmus test for sexuality was 100% Pirates of the Caribbean. I was 13 when the first movie came out. Literally everyone walked into that movie having been lured there by the attractiveness of Orlando Bloom in LOTR. The truly straight girls had been drawn in by his entry-level attractiveness and walked out lusting over the significantly older and manlier Jack Sparrow. The others had been unconsciously drawn in by Legolas's femininity and walked out with their eyes opened and lusting over Keira Knightley.

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Davy Jones with eGirl vibes

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i love giraffes

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Karen Han was literally so real for this

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Emergency commissions!!

Hello! I’m Sam. Due to an unfortunate turn of events I am in dire financial straits and between jobs. I’m opening emergency art commissions for the time being!

In the absence of a put-together commission sheet in the moment, this will have to suffice.

Traditional

Sketch - $15

Lineart - $30

Flat Color - $40

Simple Background - $45

Complex Background - $50+ (depends on complexity)

Digital

Sketch - $20

Lineart - $40

Flat Color - $45

Shading - $60

Simple background - +$10

Complex background - +$20

I will draw:

Characters from fictional media

Ocs

Furries

Animals

Ships (with obvious rules. No minor x adult ships, so on and so forth)

Pride content

Fantasy

Dungeons and Dragons characters

I will NOT draw:

Nsfw content

Complex mechs

I reserve the right to refuse to commission.

If interested, please contact via DM. Thank you and have a wonderful pride month!

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In need of medical help

I know this is mainly an art blog, but I’m in a bit of a bind right now when it comes to my health and need some help. Currently, I don’t have the resources I need to get checked out by specialists, so I made a GoFundMe. Even if you can’t donate, spreading the word would be appreciated! 

Here’s the link to my GoFundMe

So for a TLDR of all this, I was given multiple antibiotics (five in total) for a UTI, in which it messed up my stomach badly and I have been in pain ranging from uncomfortable to intolerable each day. while I’m UTI free right now, am still having symptoms. Other problems were also discovered and need to be addressed. This was all in a span of about 2 months. 

While I could of done commissions instead, I already have a few needed to be done for friends and want to get them done first. Thankfully all of them are understanding of my situation and have given me time to work on them at my own pace and do more personal art.  Drawing has so far helped me get through the day. Some days are harder than others, but at least on the easier days, I can keep myself distracted. So I’ll still be making art and doing what I can to rest while I wait on the resources I need for answers.

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An old streaming friend sent harassment to our Twitter because we were angry they randomly cut us off for panic attacks we could not control and in return they sent harassment to our Twitter of less than 100 followers when they had close to 2k

You better fucking watch what you do with big platforms because this is the damage you fuckin cause. This is the hurt you spread to systems who were just fucking hurting traumagenic or not.

You can talk big talk about being a safe space all you want, but if your tool of making a safe space safe is HARASSMENT AND HUMILIATION THEN YOU NEED TO

CHECK

YOUR

PRIVILEGE

~ Balan

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shout out to selfshippers with monster f/os. and im not talking about some anime boy who looks human and is like "well actually im a 10000 year old dragon from hell.." im talking about BIG TALL SCARY MONSTERS . ROBOTS AND ALIENS. GHOSTS AND CREEPY CRAWLIES.

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I don’t even know most of these so no biggie.

hello character playlist maker. i want to play a game. you must make a 20 song character playlist for any character of your choosing. but if you use any song by Mother Mother or Lemon Demon, the computer will explode. you have 30 minutes. make your choice.

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Non-human f/o moment

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Imagine your f/o sees you asleep and says, "And why they eepy?" Then they start laughing at their own joke so hard that they accidentally wake you up.

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i have got to see something in my notes that is not the song post so! a question for the tag: is your current main f/o creepy, wet, or both?

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hey, if your f/o appears cold/stoic/scary and such, i have a good news for you!

your f/o has a sweet, soft spot for you. you may not see it, but i assure you, they get softer when it comes to you.

was it their softened expression? was it the way they mention you? was it the way their actions changed when it’s you? i won’t tell yet—but your f/o’s actions will tell :D

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Whelp. I actually started watching Centaurworld.

The Nowhere King has NO BUSINESS being that FINE oh my goddddddd

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Villain f/os...so so good...they take over the world for you then kiss kiss you goodnight. Tell them somebody hurt you and theyll immediately comfort you and then chase whoever hurt you. Have them be a strong leader or one of the most feared, who kisses you at night and wont let you go while sleeping because clingy and protective...villain f/o's...