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Everyday I’m more and more convinced this baby isn’t waiting until 39 weeks to make her appearance, but I also still have no idea when she’s coming if it is early.

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Being pregnant is Awful

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You can only eat 2 foods for the next 2 years (with no health repercussions)

Spin this wheel twice to figure out what they are!

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I need iron infusions and it’s going to be $162 each, and I need to get one a week for five weeks 🙃

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ohhh having a job is actually ruining my life.  ok

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Sound on 🐈‍⬛🤍

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has anyone noticed that working for a living sucks ass

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ping ponging back and forth between seeing immense beauty everywhere and feeling deeply like i am in hell

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Pro tip. If you have plans to meet up with friends, esp a pregnant friend who has a toddler, and you’ve been throwing up within 24 of said hangout, maybe cancel those plans, or at the very least give a heads up so friend has the choice to cancel.

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“but what if i’m being annoying :(“ everyone’s annoying dipshit it came free with fucking being alive and existing. now go talk to your friends

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flowers in the community garden. watercolor on toned paper~

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again and again and again and again

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feeling this going into 2025