sarcasmisfluffy
sarcasmisfluffy
Fluffy Sarcasm
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sarcasmisfluffy · 4 hours ago
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greta thunberg, liam cunningham, rima hassan, and everyone else on that ship, thank you, and i hope you succeed. i really hope you succeed. you know what you are risking, and i wish for you to come back safely, having done what you set out to do.
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sarcasmisfluffy · 4 hours ago
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ok guys we are embarking on operation spite: crush injury edition
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sarcasmisfluffy · 5 hours ago
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personal space?
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sarcasmisfluffy · 10 hours ago
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RoyalPrincessAlice様とのコラボで描かせていただきました。 「🌳森のシンフォニー」 https://royalprincessa.shop-pro.jp
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sarcasmisfluffy · 12 hours ago
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idk if this had been mentioned but i think this is funny
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sarcasmisfluffy · 12 hours ago
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Evan Buckley and Eddie Diaz 9-1-1 5x01: Panic
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sarcasmisfluffy · 12 hours ago
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Buck in S04 E05 - Buck Begins
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sarcasmisfluffy · 12 hours ago
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RESIDENT EVIL 9: REQUIEM CAPCOM
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sarcasmisfluffy · 12 hours ago
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Nothing hits like "romantic couple and a third guy who's not dating either of them but is definitely a part of this dynamic"
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sarcasmisfluffy · 12 hours ago
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sarcasmisfluffy · 12 hours ago
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9-1-1 fandom discourse is crazy wdym my choices are either 'eddie is abusive' or 'buck was being a self-centered baby who needed to be taught a lesson' 😭😭😭 wasn't the whole point that eddie lashed out in grief in a characteristically irrational and unfair way that was assholish and that he should apologize for (and DID, in a way that he and buck both understood), and that buck didn't realize the impact of his pain, even internalized, on others, because he's characteristically assuming that his pain doesn't matter, which IS self-centered in a paradoxically selfless way and should be unlearned (which he DOES try to, when eddie calls him out on it)???
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sarcasmisfluffy · 12 hours ago
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As acting captain while Gerrard is incapacitated, my first order of business is… A dance party.
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sarcasmisfluffy · 13 hours ago
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my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy’s store inventory. I then go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of the FBI is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my “fake” purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee. While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood can’t clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macy’s and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and I have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and realizes that they’re all fakes.
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sarcasmisfluffy · 14 hours ago
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sarcasmisfluffy · 14 hours ago
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SAM REID talks the final season of The Newsreader | The Emsolation Podcast
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sarcasmisfluffy · 14 hours ago
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weeks 11-20 on my weekly poster challenge this year, crazy I've actually managed almost half a year of getting these done. 1-10 here.
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sarcasmisfluffy · 15 hours ago
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proof of concept: it would not have been better
4x14 vs 6x11
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