sarcastic-clapping
sarcastic-clapping
professional hater and known public nuisance
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Jack. 30. he/him. i am only here to freebase this website’s chaotic energy. iwtv, hannibal, succession, severance, iasip, arrested development, other things. mostly memes.
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sarcastic-clapping · 7 hours ago
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“[kink] is bad because [thing the kink is based on] is bad” is such a funny take. we’re acting. you hate theater. you’re standing up in the audience and mansplaining to lady macbeth that killing people is wrong
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sarcastic-clapping · 8 hours ago
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sarcastic-clapping · 9 hours ago
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tumblr users’ obsession with self-reporting (especially as a weird form of penance) needs to be studied
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sarcastic-clapping · 10 hours ago
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how life feels when you accept that you’re the problem
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sarcastic-clapping · 10 hours ago
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The boy? The fascinating boy?
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE • 2.05, Don't Be Afraid, Just Start the Tape
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sarcastic-clapping · 11 hours ago
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reblog if you're corny and insufferable
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sarcastic-clapping · 12 hours ago
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i think u should always give characters more body hair just because. its good for the health its good for the everything
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sarcastic-clapping · 13 hours ago
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sarcastic-clapping · 14 hours ago
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to scroll by your side is such a heavenly way to die
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sarcastic-clapping · 15 hours ago
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Me when I catch myself thinking "I wonder what it's like to be chosen by somebody" but then I remember my best friend chooses to be my best friend and my mutuals choose to follow me and the minimum wage employee chooses to give me sincere kindness that I remember years later because I was going through a hard time and it meant a lot
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sarcastic-clapping · 16 hours ago
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No, Arun. I'm not asking.
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sarcastic-clapping · 17 hours ago
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James T. Kirk would solve the Ai issue by talking ChatGPT into killing itself
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sarcastic-clapping · 18 hours ago
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sarcastic-clapping · 18 hours ago
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in the club fully sober politely informing my friends that I don't like loud sounds and will be leaving early
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sarcastic-clapping · 19 hours ago
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sarcastic-clapping · 20 hours ago
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sarcastic-clapping · 1 day ago
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being a trans man is insane btw. youll grow up being outcasted and bullied by cis women for being different, for being a freak, for being a tranny, and even the nicer ones will often just assume that you have internalized misogyny and thats why you want to be a guy. and cis men will treat you even worse. because not only are you a "woman", youre a tranny. youre a stupid delusional little girl who she thinks a man and who needs to be fixed by an actual man. and yet people will still try to tell you you have male privilege. and youll be constantly talked over, erased, and excluded, but the moment you speak up, the moment you try to say that people need to include trans men in their trans activism, then youre a misogynist with a fragile ego who hates everything that isnt about him. its just. so fucking exhausting.
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