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still say that grandma zhang had the biggest bde.

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actually let me freyna out for a second.

the first time reyna finds herself looking to frank to see if he’s watching her back, she gets that unmistakable feeling in her stomach of comfort and it freaks her out so bad she has to scream in her shower after they finish their rounds

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Let Hazel listen to Cowboy Carter

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frank's plot in heroes of olympus has such a dark bookend with his family history in son of neptune - his great-grandfather shen lun was thrown out of camp jupiter - and his extended family in blood of olympus - frank is not accepted by the other shapeshifters. both times frank is told pretty much outright that its both because the group doesn't like his godly ancestry - neptune and mars respectively - and because he's chinese. enough time is spent laying groundwork in son of neptune that i have to assume rick had much larger plans for frank's extended family that got scrapped and he only bothered to shoehorn in one page from piper's pov in boo like "yeah i finally found my shapeshifting family and they told me to fuck off. oh well." idk honestly frank's house being a fortress with with an armory inside is cool but its much darker retroactively because his great-grandfather built that house after getting thrown out from camp which was largely understood to be the only way that adult demigods could survive. and he made it on his own! which is a huge accomplishment but like. house with an armory. grandma zhang's - who is presumably his daughter - whole personality. how long did he live? what was the cost of making it on his own?

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#real

how in hell did frank's like whole disappearence not become a huge case? like we all talk about percy true crime stuff but no its him like a military captain goes missing in action/passes away (i can't remember which right now) a couple weeks later her 15/16 year old son just drops off the face of the earth then a month later her mother dies in a mysterious house fire and her son is spotted all over the world with the kid who blew up the arch, a runaway, a celebrity's problem daughter, a formerly missing girl, and two people they can't identify like and on top of all of that his dad just not know + the zhangs are wealthy

i mean frank definitely had a life before all the demigod stuff didn't he? he just thought he was normal, he probably had friends? he was in highschool? he could have had a lot of friends or been super popular?(probably wasn't love frank but that's just not how he seems to be written) literally all we know about him is that he won a spelling bee and knows some french that's it? nothing about his friends? live before camp? like if one of your friends just...disappeared and his whole family that you knew of died i feel like that'd be kinda weird?

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frank zhang is a nepo baby

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The Zhang Mansion - Son of Neptune, chapter 34

Part 3 of PJO/HOO Chapter Illustrations

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sometimes i wonder what exactly the zhang family business is... the only information about it (as far as i know) is that it's an "import/export business" but it's never specified what exactly they are importing and exporting. food? clothing? firearms? the idea of frank's family being this giant shady criminal company while he himself has no idea about it is kind of hilarious.

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Zhang Family Lore Canonically Goes Crazy But Here Are My Headcanons

- The family wealth was made by Grandma Zhang, not Emily’s father

- “Shipping Business” my ass, she was in the illegal arms trade

- How else do you think she met Mars? Bc these two were friends before Emily was even born

- When she finds out he got her daughter pregnant shit gets messyyy

- The whole family is super tall

- And hot

- Their have more godly blood than any other mortals so it’s going to show

- Grandma and Emily looked like twins

- They were super close

- Emily had a Chinese dragon tattoo sleeve (it was the early 2000s)

- Grandma Zhang is horrified (which is exactly what Emily wanted)

- Emily joins the military hoping to gain a sense of purpose instead of being a socialite

- She meets Mars when she is a Lieutenant, he’s her captain

- She clocks him immediately

- Frank is the first in his family to not grow up using the family gift

- Emily was scared it’d increase Frank’s demigod scent

- Especially since she was away all the time

- Grandma Zhang had it covered though, she had that mansion *locked down*

- The house is humongous

- Grandma Zhang hosted some ragers there back in the day

- The interior is beautiful, talk about Barbie’s dream house

- The woman had a pink Cadillac!

- ANIMAL PET NAMES!

- Everyone calls Grandma Zhang “Bunny”

- It’s so ‘80s and cute I love it

- The thought of Mars calling an angry Emily “Kitty” just does sth for me idk

- Baby Frank in a “Bear” romper with little ears I can’t

I could go on for days

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Heroes of Olympus tv show

Just sayin but when it happens, Jason’s hair had dam better be gelled during camp Jupiter flashbacks and get progressively messier/longer throughout the series.

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Hot- Percy

Cute- Leo

Handsome- Jason

Somehow all 3- Frank

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Percy: Sexy

Jason: Hot

Frank: Beautiful

Leo: Attractive

Thank you for your time

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I live in the middle of bum fucking nowhere so I can’t attend the protests but i hope that everyone who is stays safe

this is a reminder that even if you can’t be there YOU CAN STILL DONATE

Use your voice

some of the best tweets from the last few days

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TW: will show police brutality

the murder of George Floyd by Minneapolis Police got hacker group Anonymous to come out of hiding and demand justice or will expose the secrets of their police department

it’s been a hot minute since these people have come out

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Super Villain au

Ok, as promised, here’s Percy:

Perseus Jackson: - Age: 25 - Publicly known as: Anaklusmos/Riptide - Power: Hydro kinesis, minor weather control (ability to create small hurricanes), ability to create minor tremors (earthquakes). - Area most targeted: New York (New York City, specifically the island of Manhattan). - Crimes: Murder, destruction of property, torture of enemies (Jackson favours drowning the most but has been known use his sword, Blackjack) and possession of illegal weapons. - When convicted: 2012 - Sentence: Currently serving a life sentence in Belle Reve Prison. - Relationships: Mother (Sally Jackson), unknown Father, Stepfather (Paul Blofis), ex Stepfather (Gabe Ugliano (deceased)), Wife (Rachel Dare (deceased)), Daughter (Marina Jackson), Best friend (Grover Underwood). - Description: White, black, wavy hair, tanned skin, average height, bluish green eyes (one could argue they are sea green). Usually sports clothing in various shades of blue. - Extra notes: Jackson first offence was the murder of his Stepfather, who was known to be abusive. This is believed to be the cause of Jackson’s mental issues. Miss Dare was murdered under suspicious circumstances after giving birth to her daughter Marina Jackson aged 19, leaving Jackson to take care of her singlehandedly. Despite his sadistic sense of humour, Jackson has managed to bring up his daughter well as Marina (6) is currently doing well in school. Jackson is known to have been close with the missing environmental activist, Grover Underwood, who mysteriously disappeared eight years ago. Jackson has shown no signs of looking for him, however this may be a contributing factor for Jackson’s damaged mental state. Jackson must be kept in a container that does not leak as he has the ability to spontaneously fill his surrounding area with water. For this reason the walls of Jackson’s container must be very strong to prevent fatalities.

So there you go. I’ve seen so many dark!percy things on Tumblr so I hope the fandom appreciates my meagre attempt at contributing. My only question for you is, where has Grover gone?

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I list of things I need to live (an itemised list)

Hazel with braids

Hazel With Braids

HAZEL WITH BRAIDS

HAZEL WITH SOME LONGASS BRAIDS!!!!!!!

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I list of things I need to live (an itemised list)

Hazel with braids

Hazel With Braids

HAZEL WITH BRAIDS

HAZEL WITH SOME LONGASS BRAIDS!!!!!!!