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The older you get the more you will realize that your friends are people who have made mistakes and bad decisions and even just fucked up and hurt people.

And obviously your boundaries with your friends are completely up to you but you do need to recognize that if you cut off everyone who has done something wrong, you’re going to end up with no friends (and you yourself will have also fucked up in your life, and not lived up to those impossible standards either).

I’ve found it’s much more constructive to learn how to say “hey dude, that was massively fucked up of you,” because most people are really willing to say “yeah, it was, I need to work on it/not do it again/apologize and make things right” ESPECIALLY if they are hearing it from you as their friend.

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the hot new trend is "guard posting"

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Do people in other countries get constantly bombarded with scam calls, junk texts, etc as well or is that another thing that I assumed is universal but it's actually just a small collective of countries in the global north if even that who deal with it

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i love how people on here will just say whatever to such an extent they will somehow argue with themselves midsentence and then come out wrong on both sides

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I've never seen a better marriage in my life. No exaggeration. Naturally, I had to see if they were trolling us, but....

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BREAKING NEWS: I GOIG TO FUCKING GET YOU

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feeling very baby duck covered in oil in a dawn dish soap commercial

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(*400dB Crunch noise*)

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Every few months I think to myself "what exactly is Wario and waluigi's relationship. They're not brothers so what are they" and I check the wiki and it doesn't say their connection