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let's stay indoors with mama

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Do you think Cassandra, knowing Troy’s fate, drank the most, danced the longest, and laughed the hardest, the day Helen came to town?

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the look the Empire Kids shared when Caleb said to Caliana : "This is probably stating the obvious, but if you have not picked up on it yourself, we are kind of a pack of assholes" (and it's true, they kind of were assholes to her at first) and Caliana answered : "Well, no not really. You're not trying to burn me ! You're not threatening to kill me because I'm cursed ! You're much better than most people I have to deal with, to be honest."

They were like 'Oh. Her too huh ? She's like us. She's used to cruelty, so she thinks this mild-level of assolhery is good, comparatively. Oh.'

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The 'Bad Wolf' Revealed... 20 years ago today! (18th June 2005)

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i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”

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“I built in stone,” said Harren. “Stone does not burn.”

To which Aegon said, “When the sun sets, your line shall end.”

It is said that Harren spat at that and returned to his castle. Once inside, he sent every man of his to the parapets, armed with spears and bows and crossbows, promising lands and riches to whichever of them could bring the dragon down. “Had I a daughter, the dragonslayer could claim her hand as well,” Harren the Black proclaimed. “Instead I will give him one of Tully’s daughters, or all three if he likes. Or he may pick one of Blackwood’s whelps, or Strong’s, or any girl born of these traitors of the Trident, these lords of yellow mud.” - Fire & Blood, Volume 1: Aegon's Conquest

Tully's daughter. Traitor's daughter.

Promised to the hypothetical Dragonslayer.

...Did I just find the flipside to "Glory to your betrothed, [...] he is the dragon's heir"?

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Sansa Stark and Beth Greene would be best friends. I said what i said.

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Ironweave vibes @ladyofthebubblingblacklake

Hello love

Klaus Mikaelson and Caroline Forbes

The Originals 5x01: Where You Left Your Heart

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everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her

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The Search For More Money begins in SPACEBALLS 2 — 2027 #god willing they meet Yogurt again 🙏🏻

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The haunting ancient Celtic carnyx being played for an audience. This is the sound Roman soldiers would have heard their Celtic enemies make.

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Should we also rebrand as SnowStark shippers? lol is that the new trend to show that you’re “above” the ordinary show shipper

Ugh no, my tagging system would collapse! 😂

Anyway, we can be more pretentious than SnowStark.

SnowRose

WolfWolf

TheBloodOfWinterfelllllllll

KeyToTheBastard

RoadsideTraitors

PorcelainIvorySecondDegreeBurns

ClassistBullies

AemonNaerysCosplayers

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When you really think about it, if Daryl and Beth hadn’t left the prison together none of the events that followed might have happened.

If they hadn’t been together, they never would’ve ended up at Grady Memorial, and they never would’ve met Noah. Because Beth wouldn’t have been kidnapped

Without Noah, they never would’ve known about Shirewilt.

And without that, they never would’ve ran into Aaron and made it too Alexandria.

If Daryl hadn’t gone searching for Beth—and if he hadn’t run into the Claimers—Rick, Carl, and Michonne likely wouldn’t have survived that night.

Daryl and Beth’s relationship changed everything.

Later, grieving Beth’s death, Daryl needed space. If he hadn’t had the need to run from Alexandria he never would’ve found Morgan.

Without Alexandria, there would’ve been no Hilltop. No Kingdom.

Glenn and Abraham may never have died under Negan’s bat

Everything is connected.

Beth’s story might have ended early, but her impact rippled through the entire group.

One person’s path shifted the fate of so many.

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😵‍💫🫩

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actually i still think it’s crazy that orym just said “no one here can guarantee that the actions they are proposing will not cause devastation on a cosmic scale, until we can then i am not interested in entertaining said proposals at all” and a lot of people went ohhhh my god. this guy is so annoying

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scarlet johannson did not spend an entire decade fighting tooth and nail to make natasha into an actual character instead of the sex object writers wanted her to be while also having to endure the most vile, misogynistic questions during press tours for people to now disrespect her legacy because yelena is 'better'. the only reason why that is, is because of everything scarlet went through. natasha singlehandedly paved the way for every other female superhero in the mcu and don't you forget that