My names James, He//Him.Queer autistic nonbinary guy. 24. Use my pronouns or get knifed.
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Officially 25, how weird.
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no one can break the bond between a girl and a show from the 2000s that have 40 minute episodes and 20 episode seasons
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The way everything is so expensive and it's not even good 😐
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stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction
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This summer all dykes please remember that a black tank top and olive green shorts is a 10/10 look and if a voice in your head tells you that you don’t have the body for it please know that this voice is a wretched tasteless liar and you will look so handsome gorgeous adorable amazing and that’s my pride month promise~🖤
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ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*
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your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways
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thinking about that kakapo egg that got crushed but the conservation team patched it up and it survived
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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object
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living in the USA rn means every news headline every day is like BREAKING NEWS: The Universal Free Puppy Plan guaranteeing every USA resident receives a free puppy has been terminated. Funds for this initiative will instead be going to the ‘GUNCH IT UP’ act, ensuring that every item on grocery store shelves now contains at least 25% coal tar
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I DONT UNDERSTAND HOOKUP CULTURE. DIE IN MY ARMS
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