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So thankful for the opportunity to be an arc reader for this book!

Quick read romance without spice (needed a break from that honestly 😅). Part 1 of a duo that comes out January 27th and can’t wait to order a physical copy! (part two releases Valentine’s Day).

Loved Grey from the get go when he came to rescue Harlow from a creep.

Wasn’t too keen on Abby at first, but after finishing the book, the same thing that I didn’t like about her endeared her to me 😂.

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Had the fortune of getting these books as an arc reader this year! They’re all pretty good, but I think Deadly Vicous Lies is my favorite (part of a 3 book series that can be read any order)

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Student Suspended for Speaking Native American Language

When Miranda was teaching a classmate to say “posoh” and “ketapanen” on January 19, her teacher scolded her. Native News Network reported her saying “You are not to speak like that! How do I know you’re not saying something bad? How would you like it if I spoke in Polish and you didn’t understand?”

The words Miranda was chastised for translate to “hello” and “I love you” in Menominee.

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friendly reminder that famous viner curtis lepore is a rapist.

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Some people just want to see the world burn

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Reblog this if you're older than Google.

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It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.

It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.

how old is google?

google is 13 today

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I’m simultaneously proud and ashamed of myself for this

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"I had a bacterial infection when I was two that turned into gangrene. People don’t believe all the things I can do. Like write. I have some of the best handwriting in my class." She put her arms together to show me how she would hold a pencil or pen.  "Are you in school?"  "Well I just finished medical school to become a medical assistant." Just then she got a phone call, swiped open the touch screen and effortlessly held the phone up to her ear. I waited patiently as she tried to work out some logistics with a family member. "That was my grandma. She’s on her way to pick me up and take me to my dance studio."  "You dance?"  "Yeah, you should come to my performance."  I told her I would absolutely love to.

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do you ever take a minute to appreciate the frost on windows and whatnot

like

do you ever stop to look at this like really look at it

before it melts or you defrost your car so you can see out the windows

i mean look at this shit it’s straight up artwork

artwork that melts

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Family and Tumblr

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A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

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i lost it with the salad

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