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Baby's first kitbash

I'm really proud of this work especially the wings and claws

Featuring my friend, @sarsaparillasister's homebrew space marine chapter, the Twice-Born Sons

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Dunno if you know but there is a Yo-kai watch event in ff14 right now.

Oh my god.......they're alive. And HE'S there.

Do final fantasy players know what his deal is. Do they know he's a desperately lonely and always slightly horny middle aged alcoholic trapped in the body of an off-putting dog. Do they know how happy he'd have to be to be isekai'd into Final Fantasy and captured by a bunnygirl adventurer.

Do they know he's so hilariously unpleasant that humans see him as possibly just a normal dog and he still got put in human jail for making women uncomfortable

These aren't complaints, this is the funniest fucking character a collectible monster franchise has ever had. if you play this final fantasy please give him as good a home as you feel he deserves

one time he bought booze for a child but really I think that one's on the bar for selling sake to what they thought was a dog

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Laios and Senshi, protectors of the sapphic girls

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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

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damn okay

*walks away*

gloppy btw. if you even care

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day 112 of roboposting until the boi gets in

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i like it when pit bulls do this

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coming home from work to my three weed smoking girlfriends

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Cecil B. DeMented (2000) dir. John Waters

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Worst friend group to ever exist. Reblog to throw rocks at them

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i start shaking violently the moment i think about them

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*blasts you*

gloppy btw. if you even care

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I KNOW HOW MY FILTHY MUTANT ABILITIES UPSET YOU, SCHMIDT. DON’T WORRY–

–YOU WILL DIE PURE. NO MAGNETISM 

JUST FISTS.