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what are y’all’s strategies for trying to convince yourself there is joy in your future and that your time is worth being alive for

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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

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everyone trying to minimise their intake of microplastics is going to be so mad when we invent the blood filter that can extract it and everyone who was plasticmaxxing gets a cool toy made from their poison blood as a souvenir

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not ignoring you not replying to you but a secret third thing

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Walking around my neighborhood wearing my sick as fuck custom T-shirt that says "I STEAL EVERY FRIENDLY CAT I MEET WITH NO REMORSE I DO IT ALL THE TIME DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK I BEEN HERE FOR YEARS KEEP THAT BEAST ENCLOSED LEST YE FACE MY LIGHTNING CAT GRASP" and smiling politely while my neighbors' indoor-outdoor cats gently trot down the sidewalk towards me as the neighbors themselves read my shirt with a growing sense of panic.

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i ❤️ my phone so i made it a bedroom to go to sleep in when i want to reduce my screen time

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I've still never done real commissions I've only done shit like this

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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

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i like airports because you go to them and see not only airplanes but also strange vehicles you never knew existed

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Stunning opal find from Mintabie, South Australia!

Photo: South Australian Opal Traders

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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.

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wake up babe the holy father is posting white sox fan cope on x, the everything app

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you put the veggies 🧅🥕 in the soup 🍲 and eat them both up 🥄 you put the veggies 🧅🥕 in the soup 🍲, and add the tibia marrow 🦴 you put the veggies 🧅🥕 in the soup 🍲, it makes it taste... bad! 💥💥💥

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lotr scenery

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some older tlt things

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stuff like this is awesome! it’s a great way to help a charity and let people know your tattoo shop is trans friendly! and a fuck you to jk rowling of course.