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He would say this and then spend four billion years grieving Clara.

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I’m obsessed with these pics from the BAFTAs, they all look so happy my heart aches 🥹🥹

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i am so genuinely blinded by how attractive masc women are that i will forget that the rest of society refuses to find them sexy until they reform into femininity. you would take a carving knife to a flawless painting and claim you’re the better artist.

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@rattuswrennus

ideal blunt rotation:

-> malcolm tucker from the thick of it

-> francis urquhart from house of cards

-> alan johnson from peep show

-> the commissioner from death in paradise

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I think Lestat would vibe hard with asexual people.

They would teach him that you can love someone without feeling sexual attraction for them and his third eye would open.

I think the ace community would fix Lestat on some level.

Watch him put an ace flag in his room and Louis wondering wtf and Lestat is just like "FOR SUPPORT TO MY DARLING ACE FRIENDS"

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Bush x Blair my beloved

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I’m so happy I got this shot earlier holy shit

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Finally some appropriate business formal atire for high powered executives like you and me.

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Risky post given tumblrs censorship but they’re actually freaks

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the talamasca agent assigned to watch armand during the devil’s minion era was witnessing THE reality show OF ALL TIME. i’d be on the edge of my SEAT yelling at the screen ALL NIGHT kicking my FEET especially at the “because i am a coward & i love u too much to let u go” line. the other agents would be like wow she’s so dedicated to her work meanwhile i’m just getting my fill of gay vampires. not taking any notes just vibes.

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you're yasmin khan. an alien lady drags you along to her adventures. you fall in love with her. you come out of the closet. she hits you with the good ol' "im not ready for a relationship" but it's ok you can be cool with that. then you part ways cause she regenerates into david tennant. you find a support group of people who are in pretty much the exact same position as you (weird!).

fastforward 2 weeks and you find out your alien wlw situationship is now going on his adventures with someone else with whom he's instantly opening up to (sad!). next support group session you find out he got married in the regency era with a geeky guy he met 2 hours prior (wtf??). a year later you wake up in a world where everyone's been brainwashed to wish the gay away and your alien wlw situationship is once again married but is now homophobic

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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@rattuswrennus

Neither enemies to lovers nor slow burn but a secret third thing called Schrödinger's intimacy. We are in love and we are not in love do NOT open that lid I swear to God.