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I'm baking some carrot cake do you like it?

I haven't smelled it yet, but I do like cake so it must be good!

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That was definetly a bad idea, but I love it.

Ever thought of asking Sam for a trampoline? Perhaps having one below your window could help catch you in case you fell (also they’re fun). :)

I mentioned a trampoline to Jay earlier. That would be crazy fun! We’d have to line the manor with them , though, since we can fall out of any wall.

Hm. I do have a lot of money from my job. Maybe I’ll order 100 trampolines.

Update: I just ordered 100 trampolines!

(Off Amazon Prime, so they’ll get here super fast!)

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And in my defense, I did not suck on that candy!

You must bless the shed itself as well. The devil's magic in the fife is too powerful to be blessed away from inside the mansion. Also, @sass-the-storyteller and @henrietta-woodstone have been assisting @baxter-the-fifer hide it in exchange for getting to suck Carol's sweets.

How dare thee! Patience will do so immediately. Thy will be shunned for such acts! Thank thee for telling Patience.

~ Patience.

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Hi Sass, so glad you're here! I'm a big fan of yours!

Hey, didn't know I had fans already! I'm having fun here.

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How does he even have wifi in Hell? Does he get special white boy privileges or sum?

@nigelchessum48

URGENT AF:

You’re in the shed. Who is typing for you guys????? Carol just made a blog! You all have blogs!

(OOC: We’re dropping some plot in order to explain the journals for the RP community/Discord 🤣)

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ooc:

This community is so sweet and whimsical thank god

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Do you still want to suck on the candy? I know I was against it but I've recently learned about this backrub system and it will only cost 100 backrubs. @baxter-the-fifer and @petermartino can both tell you how wonderful they are.

From @carolmartino-haterofdonuts

Uh.. that's nice, but I'll pass.

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CLEAN SHAVEN BROS!!! 🤝

you should curl your mustache more often it's low-key hot... WHAT WHO SAID THAT

Thank you for actually enjoying my beautiful mustache! unlike some fools...

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Fugly ass disgrace of facial hair. My afterlife gets a little worse everytime I'm forced to see it.

you should curl your mustache more often it's low-key hot... WHAT WHO SAID THAT

Thank you for actually enjoying my beautiful mustache! unlike some fools...

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What is your favorite pizza?

Pepperoni! DUH

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It's actually kind of nice, if we ignore the many cholera ghosts...

Is somebody gonna match my freak?😔

*cough* *cough* Joan. *COUGH* *COUGH*

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She'll come again soon, I hope. Back to the closet we go then!

(ooc: ace pun lol)

Is somebody gonna match my freak?😔

*cough* *cough* Joan. *COUGH* *COUGH*

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Why do you hide in the basement?🤨 What did I miss?

Did you see that Sass has a Tumblr now? @sass-the-storyteller

~H. Woodstone

( @henrietta-woodstone )

I have no clue how I missed that! Probably my sign to stop hiding in the basement so much.

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Is somebody gonna match my freak?😔

*cough* *cough* Joan. *COUGH* *COUGH*

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Imagine dying a virgin, I could never