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when he was a kid my teacher went to confession but had no good wrong doings to confess because he was you know. a child. so before they went to church he asked his big brother for some swear words. later that day he went into confession and basically was like forgive me father for i said shit bitch fuck bastard motherfucker tits piss son of a bitch like just listing all these swears to the priest. shout out

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Friendly reminder 👇

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a gnome with a fork and knife is doing devil may cry combos to a berry tart

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Inktober Day 14: Castle

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It's inktober time of year again! Going to be animating every day for the 4th year in a row. ✨

Day 01: Dream

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Eyes by Karl Sisson

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Inktober Day 07: Drip

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fan edit i made of squidward meal prepping

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In the GCN Yoshi Circuit track in Mario Kart 8/Deluxe, there is a building to the left before the finish line that is designed to resemble a Yoshi. In addition to the front (top) looking like a Yoshi's face, the side view (bottom) also shows the roofs on the back resembling the spines on the back of a Yoshi's head.

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ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint

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dearest followers i regret to inform you that thinking with my cunt has once again led me perilously and irretrievably deep into a vast system of underground tunnels

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i fell in the bathroom earlier and my fucking giant paladin pauldrons broke the fucking toilet. annd my holy blade got stuck in the floor and accidentally killed all the undead in my building which they lowkey had coming and shit

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hyper fixations are so embarrassing for me because I make every part of my life center around the thing I'm fixating on like I would get out of bed and serve myself a bowl of cereal and be like "just like my Best Friend Finn the Human would :)" and it's completely unironical

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𝖤𝗇𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗇𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝖻𝗒 𝖣𝖺𝗏𝗂𝖽 𝖣𝖾𝖺𝗇 & 𝗂𝖺𝗆𝖬𝗒𝗌𝗍𝗂𝖼𝖺𝗅

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Inktober Day 18: Saddle

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