sasshole-for-rent
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sasshole-for-rent · 4 days ago
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And I do think they should’ve brought Sandal back in Veilguard, because if he made the trick lyrium dagger, handed it over, and said “Enchantment!” I wouldn’t even bat an eye or consider it a deus ex machina moment. Like yeah of course he could make a perfect copy, and it would be so similar that it could trick Solas. It’s Sandal.
The plot hole would be that his copy would absolutely be capable of rending the Veil.
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sasshole-for-rent · 4 days ago
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Dalish aravels
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sasshole-for-rent · 4 days ago
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it's so over😔
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sasshole-for-rent · 4 days ago
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sasshole-for-rent · 4 days ago
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was hoping i would finally get this done before leaving for this vacation, but i AM in the home stretch. all the lines for the background are done at the very least
bon appetit mon freres
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sasshole-for-rent · 5 months ago
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that one cutscene where he just doesn't move no matter how many people come into the room [uncropped on p∆treon]
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sasshole-for-rent · 5 months ago
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we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there's actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !
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sasshole-for-rent · 5 months ago
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Quick Writing Tip: Make a Note to Your Future Self in Your WIP
This one saves me on the regular. When you’re done with your writing session, make a note to yourself in your document about what you were working on and what you intend to do the next time you open your WIP. It helps if you make this note right at the spot you were working on, and another reminder at the top of the document. I like to change the font color and increase the size so I see it right away the next time I open my document.
You might not always go back to what you were working on before. But this trick can save you a lot of time reading through your WIP and trying to remember where you were going. Plus it can keep your WIP from becoming a giant mess of half-started ideas and editing tweaks.
Some examples of recent notes I’ve made to myself in my WIP:
“…working on adding more detail to the dormitory scene. Two more paragraphs to go… left off HERE.”
“…got confused about the layout of the house and stopped to make a map. Refer to map and finish editing this scene.”
“…changing scene from past to present tense… left off HERE”
“…finish writing the breakfast scene”
At the very least, making a note to yourself will give you a clear direction the next time you approach your WIP. If you choose not to follow it, that’s fine, but it’s nice to have the option, and it only takes a few seconds to jot down a reminder to yourself.
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sasshole-for-rent · 6 months ago
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sasshole-for-rent · 6 months ago
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Skyhold: Inquisitor's tower
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sasshole-for-rent · 6 months ago
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Extremely funny to me how many of Davrins companion quests are some variation of “do you want to go take a walk” yes king I absolutely do thank you I love you
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sasshole-for-rent · 6 months ago
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If Rook and Davrin choose to move into the Arlathan forest in the endgame Davrin is definitely going to build their house himself, along with most of the stuff inside. Which is lovely. But then he's going to talk about how he Built This House Himself for the rest of time. If they have kids they are constantly going to get soulful dad speeches about how "I built this house myself y'know" and of course they know. Because at this point they are 24 and have heard their dad give this speech 10000 times. Probably more. But they learned long ago it's better to just let him get on with his speech because he loves this house and your other parent and you and that's what he means when he tells this story. Because he built this house himself y'know
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sasshole-for-rent · 6 months ago
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Hugs
A warm embrace.
friendly hugs
hug around the waist
hugging while twirling around
comforting hugs
side hugs
hugging and gently holding the other’s head
pulling someone into a hug
hugging while walking
eye-to-eye hugs
hiding their face in the other’s neck
clinging to each other
hugging while lying down together
group hugs
hugging with head on shoulder
tender embrace
‘not wanting to let go’ hugs
hugging from behind
bear hugs
hugging with hands in each other’s pockets
cuddling
hugs and kisses
hugging and jumping up and down together
familiar hugs
hugging with height-difference
gentle hugs
hugging with patting on back
piggy back hugs
quick hugs
hugging while slow dancing
one-sided hugs
hugging while straddling the partner
long-lasting hugs
‘picking them up’ hugs
hugging while grabbing butt
cuddle pile
Hand-holding|Kisses|Touching
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sasshole-for-rent · 6 months ago
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sasshole-for-rent · 6 months ago
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reblog to share some mint with your followers. just don't let it escape containment, okay?
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sasshole-for-rent · 6 months ago
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is THIS your man? [shows an image of a malnourished injured exhausted man with big sad eyes looking up at the camera with blood smeared all over his face and mouth. and he is visibly trembling]
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sasshole-for-rent · 6 months ago
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RECOVERING AFTER THE BIG BATTLE PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue for conversations after you just went through absolute hell to protect something, get somewhere, or fight your way through hordes of bad guys, adjust as necessary
how are you holding up after that?
they knew we were coming.
i didn't think we were going to survive that.
can you stand? do you need me to help?
take some deep breaths. it's over.
i need a headcount!
there was nothing we could do to stop them.
i've never seen weapons like that before.
don't you dare close your eyes. stay awake for me.
let me go grab you something to drink.
i'm sorry. they didn't make it.
get me a medic.
we won't survive another battle like that.
we should have been more prepared.
the odds were stacked against us.
sound off! who's not dead?
if you're bleeding, tell me now.
don't bullshit me. you're limping. when did you start limping?
just a few more steps and we can rest.
they knew we were coming.
i'm going back for them. you stay here.
there's nothing else we can do to help them.
our world is lost.
i saw you out there, fighting for your life.
i'm sorry i couldn't be there to help you fight them off.
given what i just saw out there, i think your training is complete.
you saved my life.
they were never going to get past you.
we all need time to rest after that.
maybe we should set up camp, take turns keeping watch.
we did it! it's over!
next time, we won't be so lucky.
have you seen [name]? did they make it out?
they were stronger than we expected.
we have to prepare for the second wave.
there's no time to run.
get me the healer.
just lay back down, and i'll take care of you.
you're not going to die, not under my watch.
you showed up the second i needed you, like you heard me.
i don't think i can face a battle like that again.
we got lucky, but the next time they attack, they'll be ready for us.
we cut down their numbers, but they're still strong.
there must be something we can do.
i thought you said you weren't injured!
think you're going to have to go on without me.
i wasn't prepared for any of that.
i need more training.
we can't face that kind of firepower alone.
how long until they send reinforcements?
they've got us trapped here. it's only a matter of time until they come back to finish the job.
there has to be some other way to defeat them.
we underestimated their power.
thanks for coming back for me.
we need to come up with a better strategy.
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