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naruto: i will literally do anything to get sasuke back. like u can cut my legs and my arms off and my head off and then take out my eyes and shit and i WILL fight with every last breath to take him back from orochimaru. :D dattebayo

yamato, second day on his job as temp team leader:

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he thinks

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"I may commit crimes, but I have morals… that just aren't entirely in line with the law Seireitei."

— 🦋 Aizen Sōsuke

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𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭.

𝐀𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐧.

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here i go again

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obito using kamui

you know he had to do it to ‘em

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Based on my last post, a List of Things Kishimoto Did Right in Naruto

After Sasuke left Orochimaru, having him find another team of powerful losers to hang out with

Making the Sannin super Great and Powerful and Legendary but also like an awful gambling addict, a porn writer, and a creepy mad scientist who later becomes a Boruto era milf

Ino-Shika-Cho and showing their dads do the same types of combos together

Making Kakashi a cool, capable jonin who’s also a pathetic loser who can’t keep his children in check and reads erotica in public

Itachi loving sweets and Sasuke hating them

Every goddamn thing about Killer Bee

Flashback to the Sage and the baby little tailed beasts

The Naruto-Kurama friendship and Kurama calling him a brat (endearing)

Kisame shark boy character design (and also the super unique character designs for all the different Akatsuki members)

Nagato-Yahiko-Konan froggy costumes and Naruto’s froggy wallet

Reverse harem jutsu on Kaguya

Kakashi sweet talking Yamato to get him to take over his responsibilities

That’s all for now feel free to add others

Edit to add: Kakashi’s ninja dogs (pakkun is so cutie)

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If your Aizen wants to abolish a faulty system because he sees how its flaws hurt people and is willing to make bloody sacrifices to achieve the change despite acknowledging that they are wrong... That's not Aizen. That's Kaname Tosen.

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favorite aizen headcanon?

He comfortably sleeps in a 'woe is me' position, mumbling, "It was all a part of my plan."

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The suffix continues on ttebasa!

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rotating him in his mind

commissions | da tip jar

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purpose

has anyone done this yet

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this picture lives rent free in my mind 😭

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Lieutenant Aizen.

You know, guys, sometimes I miss this version of him. I mean, look at him. A sweet, young and ambitious boy.

I REPEAT, LOOK AT HIM. HE DEFINITELY DID NOT ALMOST MURDER SOME CAPTAINS AND LIEUTENANTS IN ONE FUCKING NIGHT.

Your honor, my client is innocent 💅🏻

Fuck, I need crave him🥹❤️

– Luce

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"oh obito is a freak" "oh kakashi is a freak" "oh madara is a freak" WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABT HOW TOBIRAMA IS A FREAK. HE MADE A LITERAL ZOMBIE JUTSU?? AND W HOW THINGS ARE INVENTED, THIS IMPLIES HE EXPERIMENTED W CORPSES AND/OR HUMANS??? PUT SOME RESPECT ON MY GUY'S NAME.