sassxolotl
sassxolotl
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sassxolotl · 2 months ago
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Shitballs, the cuntiest of dickcheese, the absolute flagellation of my concentrated efforts to fart out something valuable
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sassxolotl · 2 years ago
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Momma Noodle, Patron Saint of Carb Loading.
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sassxolotl · 2 years ago
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the most dangerous kind of canoes are volcanoes
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sassxolotl · 2 years ago
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if trauma makes you stronger, Atlas is a chump.
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sassxolotl · 2 years ago
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positively chaos at everything.
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