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Yoongi: Hey hyung, I think I broke your headphones

Seokjin: Oh they're not mine, I got them from Jungkook

Jungkook: ...I took it from Namjoon hyung

Namjoon: I got them from Hoseok

Hoseok: I got them from Jimin

Jimin: Taehyung was the one who gave them to me

Taehyung: I'm pretty sure they're yours, Yoongi hyung. I took them from your room.

Yoongi:

Yoongi: You're all going to hell

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*Taehyung and Jungkook sitting in jail together*

Taehyung: So who should we call?

Jungkook: I'd call Seokjin hyung, but I feel safer in jail.

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Namjoon: Taehyung, do you have a second?

Taehyung: No, there's only one of me

Seokjin: *muttering* Thankfully

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Seokjin, trying to get Jimin out of bed: Come on, don't make me get out the water bucket.

Jimin: You wouldn't.

Taehyung, walking past dripping wet: Yes he would.

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Taehyun: Hyung, I have bad news

Taehyun: I accidentally killed a man

Soobin: Dammit, Taehyun, we're running out of people to frame for this

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Taehyun: ARE YOU—

Yoongi: Fucking

Taehyun: —KIDDING ME?

Namjoon: What's going on?

Yoongi: Seokjin got mad at the kids for swearing too much, so I'm helping them out.

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Taehyung: *walking up to Seokjin, smiling*

Seokjin: What's wrong with you?

Taehyung: I like your hair

Seokjin: What did you do?

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Yoongi, looking at media reports from critics: Wow, these people really hate us.

Hoseok: Maybe they're homophobic?

Yoongi: We're not a couple, Hobi.

Hoseok: We're not?

Jimin: You're not?

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Taehyung: What do we do now??

Jungkook: I don't know!! Seokjin hyung always did this sort of stuff!!

Seokjin, sick in the other room: For the love of— JUST ANSWER THE DOOR!!

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Jungkook: *screams*

Taehyun: *screams in harmony with him*

Hueningkai: And here you can see two of Bighit's best vocalists in their natural habitat.

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Yoongi: And here you can see an endangered Namjoon in his natural habitat.

Namjoon: *falls down the stairs, spilling cereal everywhere*

Yoongi: Natural selection is coming for this one.

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Namjoon: Remember the time you told me never to use the toaster because it would cause bodily harm to me and everyone in my vicinity?

Seokjin, grabbing his keys: So how many are we taking to the hospital?

Namjoon: Me, Jungkook and Hoseok.

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Soobin: You're fired.

Beomgyu: *turns in his gun and badge*

Soobin: We're a kpop group. Where the hell did you get those.

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Namjoon: You need to ask yourself, are you letting yourself be led by fear or by love?

Hoseok, about to go sky diving after losing a bet with Jungkook: FEAR! ONE HUNDRED PERCENT DEFINITELY FEAR!

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Taehyung: *steals Hoseok's bike and runs away*

Hoseok, chasing after him: AT LEAST RIDE IT YOU DUMMY

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Taehyun: Hyung, is 4 a lot?

Soobin: Depends on the context. Dollars? No.

Taehyun: How about unconscious bus drivers?

Soobin:

Taehyun:

Soobin: What did you do

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Hueningkai: You need to be more careful!

Yeonjun, who was dragged into Hueningkai's mess: Careful? CAREFUL? I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR NECK THAT'S WHAT-