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im retiring as a shinobi.

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Rules of Engagement

I am here to bring myself closer to the people in order to shape my revolution, and generally continue to heal from the trauma that is my life.

I'm willing to talk about pretty much anything: konoha, its citizens, the ninja world, the non-ninja world, my family, history, furries, whatever. Keeping in mind I'm not trying to be overly serious, and almost all of my posts will be for the sake of humour (that doesn't mean there won't be kernels of truth in what I say). You can ask me about my opinion on these things through my ask or on posts. If you want to say something privately to me you can message me, but don't lead in with something like "hi" only and wait for me to respond (I'll ignore it because I'll assume you're a BBW MILF in my area or something).

I'm not going to talk about anything inflammatory or requires serious thought on greater world topics as I feel that's inappropriate (eg. I won't talk about ongoing wars in specifics). If I see you reblogging my posts in what I feel is an overly antagonistic way, towards myself or others (the most common form of this is I write a post saying I don't like someone, and someone reblogs with "YEAH fuck [female character] she's a [vulgar misogynistic slur] #[female character's name]"), I'll block you. This is meant to be a restorative account meant to make me and others feel good.

In terms of roleplaying:

I'm okay with interacting with anyone, but if I don't know who you are please forgive me and I'll ask you to introduce yourself

I'm always "in character" even in DMs, it's just easier that way

I won't use things like action markers (** [] // italics, etc.) or written narrative to describe my actions, I'll just announce them and if you want to interrupt or respond to them you can do so in whatever way you feel comfortable with and I will just assume it happened

I use emojis and gifs to communicate actions and expressions sometimes, it's just more comfortable for me that way as it's easier for me to communicate visually

If you're someone who should be dead/disappeared/whatever to me, you can explain how you've returned or I can just ignore it, but do know that whatever feelings I would have towards you based on my life will remain the same

I know some roleplayers type story-like things with each other (closed RPs? starters?), I won't do that because I just don't have the energy for it. If you wanna go through a certain situation with me just bring it up in a post you tag me in or inbox me and I'll respond as I see fit

I'm not doing smut stuff with people sorry, but my blog is NSFW because I'm an adult and it's kind of funny to talk about

A reminder that everything I post is from my perspective and based on my opinion. FYI I see the Naruto manga as a biographical re-telling of certain events (everything until chapter 699), and the anime as an interpretation of the biography (therefore some filler will be true to me). Therefore, any time I present thoughts on these things, they may not always be 100% in line with what's shown. Feel free to add to my posts in disagreement but I might not respond. If I annoy you or you consistently take issue with something I say, block me for your own sake. If I said something to upset you and you don't want to block me, you can just tell me and I'll 99% apologize, but 100% address it with respect.

That being said, I'm here to have fun-- that is the best revolution.

ETA 24/04/24: you can follow me on letterboxd if youre interested, i'll follow back and you can send me movie recs or anon hate about my movie opinions in my inbox here, i pretty much watch anything recommended to me but i'll be honest about what i think of it

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ughk-- youre going to make me choke. karin would likely transfer her attentions to you since youre more prone to smiling at women.

so....izumi. should i think something about her in particular? i think shes an uchiha. i know father was--is fond of her.

Sasuke, I have brought you some lunch breakfast. 🥞 we have pancakes, some orange juice, some sushi, and your favorite coffee. How are you doing my dearest brother 🥰✨ I miss you, need to talk to you about a few things. :D

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o-oh...🤭😊 lets eat then, and talk. i think i can make you some tea too? thank you for bringing all this for me im... really happy.

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😐....thats new. should i also ask you what you think of my friends? i feel like you would like jugo, he talks to birds.

pass me the pancakes.

Sasuke, I have brought you some lunch breakfast. 🥞 we have pancakes, some orange juice, some sushi, and your favorite coffee. How are you doing my dearest brother 🥰✨ I miss you, need to talk to you about a few things. :D

@itachianon

o-oh...🤭😊 lets eat then, and talk. i think i can make you some tea too? thank you for bringing all this for me im... really happy.

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uh--... heres your tea 🍵

before i answer that, why do you ask?

Sasuke, I have brought you some lunch breakfast. 🥞 we have pancakes, some orange juice, some sushi, and your favorite coffee. How are you doing my dearest brother 🥰✨ I miss you, need to talk to you about a few things. :D

@itachianon

o-oh...🤭😊 lets eat then, and talk. i think i can make you some tea too? thank you for bringing all this for me im... really happy.

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Sasuke, I have brought you some lunch breakfast. 🥞 we have pancakes, some orange juice, some sushi, and your favorite coffee. How are you doing my dearest brother 🥰✨ I miss you, need to talk to you about a few things. :D

@itachianon

o-oh...🤭😊 lets eat then, and talk. i think i can make you some tea too? thank you for bringing all this for me im... really happy.

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i didnt know if this was more sasuke coded or naruto... but i chose sasuke anyways

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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theres nuance missing in the translation that makes it more like "to get the blessing of seeing this face"

my new favorite tweet

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Sasuke Every Day Until He's Freed From Tree Prison: Who kissed that pretty little forehead?

No wrong answers.

April 29th, 2024

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Send me a Kofi maybe? :3

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this is gonna be super sexually vulgar but i didnt want to censor this incredible thought i just had:

do you think if i deepthroated and cum guzzled naruto, kurama's magic powers would fix my tonsilitis or no

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naruto and his brightly coloured frogs......

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im in a good mood today apparently...

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