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i can't believe terry pratchett created the Community pizza gag back in 1989

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friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever

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can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy

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Shen Qingqiu: would like to be in a slow burn romance and is is technically in one but once he realises he's in a romance he instinctively speed runs it

Luo Binghe: wants to be in a fast burn romance but stuck in a slow burn until but one that is a bit rushed at the end and more than a little traumatic

Mobei Jun: in a slow burn romance. Was fine with it at first but now he's sick of it and wants it to get to the good part already

Shang Qinghua: doesn't realise he's in a romance. When he does it will be a smash cut to straight up porn

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the least realistic thing about star trek is that starfleet uniforms don’t have pockets and nobody complains about it

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lest we all forget:

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I truly don't get why the common stereotype of tank/healer MMO couples is surly toughguy tank and anxious people-pleaser healer because every time I queue in as a healer I can feel myself physically turning into the devil

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Do I love Moshang? Yes. Absolutely.

Do I think they are good for each other? Absolutely not. They both have vastly different communication styles and assume they are being understood. Neither of them even know what a healthy relationship looks like so they assume whatever the other throws at them is normal and healthy untill one of them snaps under the weight of the words left unsaid.

Not to mention the completed lack of trust caused by fear of betrayal from Mobei Jun causing him to lash out in hopes of finding a breaking point clashing with Shang Qinghua’s spineless “bend till you break” trauma response being just a recipe for disaster.

Mobei Jun needs someone with clear boundaries, Qinghua needs someone who looks past his surface, and They both need someone who won’t leave and is willing to sit down and be completely honest with them.

They could be healthy but it would take a lot of healing that neither of them even seems to realize they need. Realistically either they are toxic forever because neither party wants the other to leave or a third party gets involved and makes them work it out

This is also hilarious. Watching their completely opposite comunication styles and cringe fail flirting strategies play out is very comedic. 10/10 ship, they make each other worse.

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me when a movie is bad: 👎

me when a movie is good: 👍

me when a movie is mediocre:

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Mobei Jun figures out Shang Qinghua is a god and builds an elaborate temple with a big fancy altar for them to one day have sex on (once Qinghua deems him worthy and admits his godhood to him), and Shang Qinghua is freaking out because he thinks it's for blood sacrifices probably.

Every time Mobei Jun says something about worship that is heavy with subtext & implication, Shang Qinghua is just like fuck fuck he's gonna decapitate me on that thing fuck...

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Bold if you to assume that SQH is not into that shit...

Shen Qingqiu: Binghe keeps calling me Shizun in bed, it's so embarrassing

Shang Qinghua: Why don't you tell him to stop?

Shen Qingqiu: I want to! But every time I try he looks so sad

Shang Qinghua: ...you know what, bro, I'll do ya a favor and tell him myself

Shen Qingqiu: Really? Maybe you're not such a bad guy after all Airplane

Shang Qinghua: Was there any doubt?

Later in bed

Shen Qingqiu: Binghe~

Luo Binghe: Mommy~

Shen Qingqiu, putting on all his clothes and leaving his house: I'm going to kill that motherfucker!

Luo Binghe, chasing after him: Mommy! Come back!

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You want me to finish writing a story? You mean the same thing that killed Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky??

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I believe at some point Varric just accepts "This is my circus, this is my monkeys" mentality.

varric’s relationship to rook is so funny bc with hawke he’s like, the world has done ENOUGH to you, you’ve been dragged into enough fights, i will risk my life lying to the most powerful in the land to keep you out of further trouble. and with the inquisitor he starts out by telling them they should think about running bc he knows how these stories end, and finally in trespasser he’s trying to set them up a place in kirkwall for when everything crashes and burns. and then you get to rook and he’s like, well random talented stranger, this might as well all be your problem