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塩谷@ツイッタ

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Confidence boosts: skyping with your girlfriend and listening to them laugh when you finally respond to their thread

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Carefully Sasori detached the few strings he'd kept near the outside of the chest mouth and moved them closer to the passage he'd found.  Focusing more of his chakra in a single area would give him a clearer picture of just what he was dealing with and would hopefully move this operation along faster.  It was important that he find out as much information as possible tonight.  The likelihood of him having another chance to closely examine his partner like this was slim.  After waking up to find themselves being cut open, no ninja would be able to sleep with their guard down.

Sasori's eyes widened slightly as he focused more on the passage way.  It almost felt like an esophagus, if the esophagus were attached to a giant chest mouth instead of a regular one.  The resemblance ended pretty quickly.  As far as he could tell, the passage didn't lead to Deidara's stomach and Sasori found himself hesitant to probe any further.  The furthest he could detect from where his strings were placed was that the passage tapered off after a only a few inches- right before hitting a rather large chakra source.   "Brat, when you can move your face again I want you to answer my questions.  If you don't I won't be so nice about the numbing agents I add to the poisons I use around you."

He was nothing if not an artist and would stand by the statement he had made before.  Knowing as much as he possibly could about the human body and its functions were his goal and he refused to create a puppet that would be flawed because he knew too little about the human body.  Sasori also wanted to live past tonight.  If living past tonight meant that he had to put off finishing his experiment then so be it.

One by one Sasori detached his chakra strings from Deidara's chest and carefully removed the pins holding his skin in place.  Sasori was no fool.  He knew very well that his partner specialized in bombs and a chakra source that large was more likely to explode than it was to sit by peacefully for an eternity.  Sasori paused and frowned down at the large mouth at Deidara's chest that now seemed to be mocking him.  He had gained some knowledge about how they worked but it was no where near the amount needed to begin his designs. 

"You're such an annoying brat," he said before Hiruko's hand trailed down Deidara's chest.  As he did so, Sasori pushed his chakra strings through Deidara's skin in order to sew him up.

Deidara; Sasori || A Simple Operation

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All these years and you still haven't learned how to listen? You'd be much better off if you'd focus for once in your life. I said art doesn't die. Even if that means it has to live on in the minds of the future generation, that art still isn't dead, dumbass.

Art doesn’t die you piece of shit.

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Art doesn't die you piece of shit.

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(yEAH AND SHE FINALLY FINISHED HER REPORT AND SHES BEING PRODUCTIVE IM SO PROUD even tho I'm still a lazy shit But I'm a lazy shit who can finally log onto this account nOW THAT DEI FINISHED HER WORK why did I even make that deal it did nothing)

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We use to talk all the timmmme.

But now we don’t!

I miss my blond brat!

I also love how you portray Deidara! It’s funny, it’s sassy, he’s a lil shit~

|| orz i’m sorry i totally dropped off the face of my rp blog during the break and now i’m trying to do...

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why do people make sasori sound so formal in fanfics when in reality he’s like 

”what a bitch.” 

”deidara do you want me to kill you?” 

”fuck off”

”you’re a tough kid” 

”DIEEEEE” 

”you old hag”

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❤ Zombie AU

★ Domestic AU

☆ Online Relationship AU

✪ Prostitution AU

☺ Superhero AU

☻ Medieval AU

✿ Apocalypse AU

❀ Famous AU

❖ Fairytale AU [please specify what fairytale]

♒ Childhood AU

♫ Long Lost Friends/Lovers AU

✝ Time Travel AU

☯ High School AU

☤ Coffee Shop AU

Send me a ♠ to gamble for an AU, OR send me a symbol for a...

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"ur darn tootin i am" sasori starts taking himself apart to show how dedicated he is

"I’m a punk nerd"

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does that mean i get to beat you down again watch out i got a bunch of fairies

no ur just a nerd i’m punk yo

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u think ur more punk than ur danna let's fight about it

"I’m a punk nerd"

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"I'm a punk nerd"

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"How about how you're using my body as one of your puppets?"

sassyori said:"Good thing I’m not human."

"What the hell do you wanna talk about?"

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(she was singing the alphabet under her breath the entire time)

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